Archives for 2005

Family Guy: the Movie comes out on DVD TOMORROW!!! For the 2 people who have not seen it, the movie was funny as hell!!! Go buy it tomorrow!!!

Andrew

How much does Direct TV’s cost? $59.99 a month for 4 months. I am paying that much for football this year. Ouch! Gotta have some football!!! Bears suck… I hate them right now. In two weeks they play again. I will love them if they win… Fuckin Bears. GO BLACKHAWKS!!!

Andrew

I sent about 3 hours of their DSL. I hate calling tech support, but I had to… I cannot believe that I actually got someone who knows what they are doing. I talked to the guy and he helped me out. Usually I would just get pissed and throw my phone. The good news is the router works.

I went to the cities to get a router, tv tuner, and Mallrats 10th DVD. I ended up hanging out there for 20 minutes and forgot to get Tiger Woods 06. I am pissed about I forgot about the wood 06. I hate when I just talk about stupid shit like I am now… and now… and… now.

Andrew

Well, I had to go around town looking for the cheapest gas. I nevermind doing weird things for my dad, because that is what I get paid to do. Sometimes I do things that I would rather not do, but I knew that my job would this way. I love what I do now. It is fun, relaxing, and I do not hate going to work. I love it!!! Back to the story… I got SUCK in HOMECOMING TRAFFIC!!! I hate it when the parade goes and then I have to do some errands.

We ordered a cable for some of our vehicles. It is called OBDII connector. It links up with the computer in your car and checks tons of shit out. We ordered it two weeks ago… I called and no answer. I was told that they have been sooooooo busy that our order was held up… Bullshit… I talked to her boss and he said they have been really slow. Why the hold up? I will never know. I am just going to eat and then sleep.

Andrew

So I came back to Kewanee just to hookup Heather’s parent’s DSL. Well, it could not get any harder. I realized the PC I gave them, I put a busted network card in their PC. I completely forgot about it. So I had to hook it up through USB… Ahh… I guess I will have to go get a router on Saturday along with a network card. I guess sometimes people mess up, cause I did. I need to stop going to the parents’ crib and leaving at 12am.

Andrew

I sent some friends a picture of a “Cream Pie”… Only 2 of the 8 people got it… 5 of the 8 have done it… Ok, Dave, a “Cream Pie” is where you blow your load in a chick (Hopefully one that is on the pill or she cannot have babies) and watch it drip out. Vagina = Cookie [Pie] and Seimen [Cream]. The picture is on the moblog on the left hand side. I know this happened a week ago, but I needed to address it. HA!!! I need some head… Heather? I guess I need to get a bunch before Nov 12, because there is no way in hell I will ever get one after marriage… Maybe if I get her drunk and beg. I am such an asshole.

Andrew

I have been hanging out at my place watching TV. I hate it when people talk about how they did not do anything… Dammit… I am doing it… FUCK!!! Any ways, I got some kewl projects in the works. I just signed on to an internet company. I have been getting lots of hits from the paradigm and hughesauto web pages and I will bank on that. It is hard to explain, but I will try to if I make some cash off it.

If anyone gets the chance, watch the Edge vs Matt Hardy Steel Cage match from the WWE Unforgiven (09-18-05) show. I watched it earlier… wow… wow.

Andrew

First off, Shawn and Amber Werderman had a beautiful wedding!!! Congrads dudes!!! I had some fun there. I caught up with some old friends and I had fun with Heather. I should have stayed the night. Damn, I need to start hanging out with Shawn and Ryan at least once a month. I am going to start that.

Bears beat the living shit out of the Lions today 38-6. DAMN!!! Bears won; what next Pats lose to Panthers… Pats lost?!? What are the odds.

I licked tons of invitations today. My tongue tastes like shit. All in all, these last two days have been great!

Andrew

***Cancelled*** Paradigm September 30th @ Lumpy’s Bar and Grill ***Cancelled***

There will be more details later… Some stuff is going on.

Andrew

About this time tomorrow, good ol’ Shawn Werderman will be married!!! It is a sad day from some of his friends and a new beginning with his best friend… [NO! He is not gay.] His wife!

Congrads dude!!! Keep on smoking!

Andrew

All I can say is… I am buying the XBox 360. I do not want to be playing Madden 07 with a fuckin remote for my TV… I do not know what to think anymore… I could image that the controller would be an add-on, but not the MAIN controller… that is fuckin queer. No one wants to know how mad I am right now.

Andrew

As of right now, there are rumors that it is a better verison of the Wavebird… I was also told it will give you a better verison of feedback. Huh… This should be interesting!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!!

Andrew

According to some official World Wrestling Entertainment documents, the following listings details all contracted members of WWE’s four different divisions:

RAW talent under contract: John Cena, Triple H, Ric Flair, Kurt Angle, Edge, Shawn Michaels, Big Show, Shelton Benjamin, Matt Hardy, Carlito, Chris Masters, Snitsky, Eugene, Viscera, Hurricane, Rosey, Tajiri, Val Venis, Rob Conway, Tyson Tomko, Kerwin White, Rene Dupree, Romeo, Antonio, Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, Danny Basham, Torrie Wilson, Candice Michelle, Victoria, Trish Stratus, Ashley Massaro and Maria.

SmackDown talent under contract: Batista, JBL, The Undertaker, Chris Benoit, Randy Orton, Eddie Guerrero, Christian, Orlando Jodran, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Melina, William Regal, Juventud Guererra, Psicosis, Super Crazy, Nunzio, Vito, Simon Dean, Doug Basham, Sylvain Grenier, Ken Kennedy, Booker T, Sharmell, Rey Mysterio, Heidenreich, Road Warrior Animal, Hardcore Holly, Paul London, Funaki, Scotty 2 Hotty, Steven Richards, Spanky, Stacy Keibler and Christy Hemme.

List of talent under WWE developmental contracts based in Ohio Valley Wrestling: Brent Albright, Danny Inferno, Ken Doane, Shelly Martintez, Daniel Puder (has been released since this list), Johnny Jeter, Jon Riggs, Joey Riggs, Paul Birchall, Alexis Laree, Bobby Lashley, Deuce Shade, Tank Tolland, Nick Nemeth, Chet Jablowski, Chad Wicks, Dean Visk, C.M. Punk, Chris Cage, Mike Mondo, Boogeyman, Aaron Stevens, and Elijah Burke. The head trainer in OVW is Al Snow.

List of talent under WWE developmental contracts based in Deep South Wrestling: Brian Black, Jack Bull, Drew Hankinson, Mike Mizanin, Mike Knoxx, Nick Mitchell, Derrick Nelkirk, Ryan Parameter, Ryan Reeves, Tony Salantri, Mike Shane, Todd Shane, Johnny Parisi, Mike Taylor, Angel Williams, Ken Thiessen, Kid Kash, Mattt Striker, Mac Johnson, Brian Danovich, and Michelle McCool.

List of talent not associated with any divisions, but still with WWE: The Rock, Mick Foley, Marc Copani (Muhammad Hassan), Hulk Hogan, Harvey Wippleman, Chris Nowinski, Jerry Lawler, Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Linda McMahon.

List of talent on injured reserve: Rob Van Dam, Kane, Mark Henry, and Mark Cappotellli. All are listed as expected to be ready to return by October at the latest.

I did not know this… I still have not learned anything.

Andrew

I seriously did not do anything today… I woke up and jacked off 7 times… watched some TV… that is about it. HA! Nah, I did a bunch of little things… I tied up loose ends on the wedding… played some NHL 06 [FUCK YOU WAL-MART!!!]… ate… picked more things up at my apartment. I really did a lot more things, but I am drawing a blank right now.

I did talked to Jared last night. I was amazed what he told me… Jared said that he is going to be getting married to… FUCK… I cannot remember her name… … I seriously cannot remember her name… Any ways, he said that they have been talking about it and I told to DO IT!!! I would have never guessed that he would talk about marriage for at least another month or two. CONGRADS MAN!!! I seriously do not even remember her name… I will hear about that later.

Well, Heather and I have been going into 5 gear on the wedding planning. I guess she has had some problems at home and she wants November 12th to get here NOW! I do feel bad because I do not hear about this stuff everyday. I love you Heather!!!

I have finished the new opening for the paradigm web site. Here is the one common question I get, “When in the Blue Hell are you going to up the shit?” I would say soon, but I will say in the next few days… I need to get the final touches on it. Soon… [Is now?]

Andrew

I just got back from PWNED these fools in poker… Okay… I did not pwn them at all, but I did take out all three players in the second game.

I sucked it up the first game. I was getting nothing but cold cards. I went Heads-Up against Brian for 20 minutes. Finally, he kicked my ass. I was crying, but I only lost $1.00. No biggie.

The second game was interesting… I won a BIG pot early on and pretty much bullied my way around after that. I proceeded to kick Mike out and finished it off with Dave. Yeah… I actually was getting High and Medium pairs. I also caught a 10 -> Ace straight, but no one called me on it. For some reason, I actually played pretty damn good. I think it is because I wore the shades.

At some point in the night, Heather and Becky (Brian’s Sister) came over to watch the excitement of No Limit Texas Hold ’em. I think they REALLY liked watching us go at it. Plus, well you know, I was there… And I will say that I am a sexay machine… Alright, I am not… But I did learn one thing last night… After 3 beers, I concentrate more. Next time, I need a six pack beside me!

Andrew