Archives for 2005

South Park –

Dave Chappelle may have called it quits, but at least Comedy Central’s still got South Park. The network announced Thursday that it had reupped the raunchy ‘toon series for three more years, carrying Cartman and the gang though their 12th season on the air. The new contract calls for 14 new South Park episodes a year through 2008, with creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone continuing to write, direct and edit the show.

For those who prefer South Park in all its crass glory, the latest season of the show kicks off on Comedy Central on Oct. 19.

Family Guy –

Fox Holds Family Guy With Hurricane References

Fox has substituted one original episode of Family Guy for another on Sunday, the debut of its new fall season lineup that night, because the episode scheduled to air contained a “couple” references to a hurricane. “Out of sensitivity to what happened, we’re moving it back a couple weeks,” a Fox spokesman told B&C

Press Your Luck –

Press Your Luck: The Michael Larsen Incident

When CBS first aired Press Your Luck in 1983, it quickly caught the attention of Michael Larsen, an unemployed Mister Softee ice cream truck driver from Ohio. It was winter time, and although Larsen wasn’t selling many popsicles, he enjoyed watching contestants of average intelligence from around the country answer insipid trivia questions and gamble their winnings at the Big Board.
story continues @ http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/Press_Your_Luck/

Andrew

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Andrew

Today I went over to Moline and paid my can off. It is a sad day because I really liked the Protege. I just hope that I can get a car like that someday [tear]. Funny thing too… I am actually getting used to the’98 Chevrolet Blazer Michael Jordan Edition. I think I might want to buy it… Nah, I get a Demo.

Andrew

Why are you reading this… that is it… Fuckin be there.

Andrew

I finally realize that most people who were “Popular” come back EVERY year to Hog Days. I went there and met up with Jacob Stevenson and talked to him for a couple of hours. I noticed about 15 people that I know… that was about it. I realize that this was my last day at Hog Days… I mean it was kewl and while ago, but now it just stinks… seriously… it smells like shit. I guess it would be kewl if Heather and I had a child. Whateva! I guess I will just drink alone with everyone I hang out with now… wait a minute… I would not be drinking alone!

Andrew

Today is a sad day for me… I sold my Mazda Protege to a nice older family. It is sad to see it go… I had some fun in it… I basically gave away my ’91 Dodge Daytona for $500. I really do not miss the Daytona, but why do I miss the Mazda? I guess I did not want to part from it. It is a sad day.

Andrew

Sex makes people healthy, cheerful, strong, beautiful and sleepy.

It is much easier for a woman to learn how to love herself, if she has a man, who desires and worships her. It is generally believed that human beings have sex either for pleasure or reproduction. However, the number of people driven with these motivations has been reducing steadily during the recent years. The majority of humans use sex as the most pleasant and available remedy for a whole bouquet of problems.

It is an open secret that a person gets into a cheerful mood during an act of love. In addition to purely psychological satisfaction, the human body produces endorphin – the hormone in charge of elevated spirits and positive perception of the environment. Researchers say that such inspiration comes from the activity of certain brain centers, which change the hormonal status of the body. Good quality sex produces a spiritually elevating effect on the chemical level, which does not require any additional efforts.

Prior to the culminating moment of an act of love, orgasm, the brain emits a dose of oxytocin – the hormone of the posterior lobe of pituitary. Oxytocin results in the production of sedative endorphins – natural analogues of morphine. Sex spurs the production of estrogen with women – the substance, which eases premenstrual pains. Therefore, sex is the best painkiller.

One may say that a bed is the best equipment for physical exercises that man has ever designed. The pulse rate of a sexually excited individual increases from 70 to 150 beats per minute, which is comparable to muscle efforts of a weight-lifter. Only one sexual intercourse burns off the same amount of calories that a person loses running on a treadmill for 15 minutes. Needless to say that the first option is much more pleasant than the second one. Thirty minutes of sex kill about 200 calories. In other words, daily sex can take away 500 grams of your weight in a week.

Sex is a very good impetus for the strengthening of the immune system. It has been tentatively proved that those people, who have sex on a regular basis, are much more protected against various viral diseases than those, who prefer abstinence: healthy sex saturates blood with antibodies. Therefore, sexually active men and women suffer from widespread infectious diseases such a flu and cold less frequently. As for sexually transmitted diseases, the answer is obvious: a condom makes perfect.

It may seem unreal, but it is a fact: regular sex enlarges women’s breasts. Sexual excitement intensifies the bloodstream, which may add 25 percent to a woman’s breast size. Furthermore, women can raise their IQ with every orgasm that they experience. American scientists, who continuingly study sexual possibilities of homo sapiens, discovered that the moment of orgasm gives a very powerful incentive to a large number of chemical reactions and physical procedures in the body. The speed of blood circulation reaches its maximum, whereas the oxygen-enriched blood reaches all internal organs, including brain, very quickly. Hypothalamus – the center for control of the hormonal system – also governs the work of learning and memorizing centers.

It goes without saying that an act of love ends with the ultimate relaxation and sleep, especially if it occurs after a hard day at work. The raising level of oxytocin produces a strong tranquillizing effect. Sex can therefore be considered as a perfect natural soporific medication.

Sex trains almost all groups of muscles, especially muscles of pelvis, buttocks, stomach and arms, which is an important factor for women. Regular love acts improve the bearing and exert a favorable influence on the musculoskeletal system. In addition, sex results in the production of collagen – the substance, which adds smoothness and glow to women’s skin. Progesterone, another hormonal product of sex, helps a person fight acne. American scientists concluded as a result of their research that couples, who love each other at least three times a week, look two or three years younger than their coevals, who either abstain from sex or hardly ever enjoy it.

Any long-legged beauty girl annoys you, especially if she looks younger and prettier. A photograph of a beautiful model wearing fancy designer clothes ruins your entire day. Only passionate sex can save you from this infirmity. When a man tells his woman that she is the most beautiful lady on Earth, a woman usually stops thinking about several centimeters of fat on her waist or the fading elasticity of her skin. Psychologists say that it is much easier for a woman to learn how to love herself, if she has a man, who desires and worships her.

Taken from:

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/360/15833_sex.html

Wow… that was interesting… Something all woman are to fuckin talk about for the next few fuckin days… Stupid women.

Andrew

I have been doing a lot of editting these last 2 days. I have also been working on Paradigm’s web page too. What really sucks is I have had a lot of things come up… I had deaths, a vacation, another show, lots of work, setting up another web site, and then a bunch of more work. I have not even talked about wedding stuff. I am just waiting for this weekend… Wait a minute… Hog days… FUCK!!! When I am going to get the rest of my shit done? Soon…

Andrew

So today was a weird day… I sold two cars to a Mother and Daughter. I was told me that they bought the cars because I was honest… Huh… All I really did was tell them the truth about the vehicles… I was told that if you tell the customer the truth about the vehicle, they are most likely to purchase from you at a later date. I guess I will just keep on doing what I have being doing. Gosh… This business is way fuckin better than the theater!

Andrew

WWE Day or Reckoning 2 comes out tomorrow! I cannot wait!!! Last years DOR was awesome… The only thing that lacks for this years is the story mode… Why don’t these make a wrestling game that starts you in the indies, then to OVW, then to house shows, then dark matches, then Heat/Velocity, then Raw/Smackdown!, and then PPV. They should make the CAREER MODE 10-15 years. When someone ACTUALLY makes that type of wrestling, I will have only one life. Can’t wait til tomorrow!!!

Andrew

From Jericho’s official website:

“I eventually had my first match on Oct 2, 1990 in Ponoka, Alberta�.and on August 22, 2005 in Hampton, Virginia, I had my last match. For now. Yes it’s true. After months of speculation and rumors and numerous decoys and red herrings being thrown about, the official news from the boss man (me) is that I am leaving the WWE.” Jericho noted that after wrestling for 15 years, he was mentally burnt out and that he is a “goal oriented person who thrives on a challenge and I’m not challenged by wrestling at this point in time,” noting that he has accomplished everything he ever wanted to do in the business.

I cannot believe this… I am at a loss for words.

Andrew

I just got back from Kewanee tonight… Heather’s father was in the Kewanee Hospital. She said that it was nothing big, but I felt I needed to be there. It turns out that he had some fluid built up around his heart. Wow… that was fuckin close… I do not think I could go through the marriage cermony without Mike. I hope everything becomes ok with him. He is the best Father-In-Law a man could want. Best of Luck Mike!

Andrew

So I am a BIG gamer, but during this time of year I have some problems… I usually buy the following games EVERY year:

Madden 06
WWE Day of Reckoning 2
Tiger Woods 06
NHL 06
Tony Hawk’s Wasteland
World Series of Poker
Halo 2
Zelda Twlight Princess
and maybe 1 or 2 others.

I like to rent games once in a while also. My problem is that I have been playing Halo 2 a lot more and not touching Madden 06. With WWE Day of Reckoning 2 being released in a week, I will not be able to give Madden 06 the attention it needs…

Alright I am just messing around about the gaming issue… I could really care less… I actually have a lot of wedding stuff to complete. I do know that Heather has a lot more than I do, but it is now CRUNCH TIME!

Andrew

Today is the first day back from vacation. We had a lot of fun in Ohio, but both of us need to work. Too bad we could not stay longer. I wish that we could get paid to go on vacation:) If we would ever get a bunch of money, she would quit her job and I would continue to work with my father. Ah… What a life! Any ways, I am just chilling here at work thinking about when my next sale is going to be… Hopefully soon!

Andrew