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Fart Facts!

• On average, a fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Less than 1 percent of their makeup is what makes farts stink. (1 percent stink. I think the math is wrong)

• The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. (nice way to warm up on a cold night)

• Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second. (Beep beep roadrunner)

• A person produces about half a liter of farts a day. ( I know a girl who produces 2 liters.)

• Women fart as much as men. (Bullcrap!)

• The gas that makes your farts stink is hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda and eggs. (More cabbage and eggs please!)

• Most people pass gas about 14 times a day. (I think g & k. surpasses this number)

I bet EVERYONE wanted to know this information! HA!
Andrew

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[from digg.com] Digg users unite!!! Let’s Rickroll the NY Mets all year!!!

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Choose other on the ballot, write in the entry, and all year the Mets and their fans get rickrolled during the 8th inning. DO IT!!!

Please start entering random shit!!! This will be funny as hell!!!

Andrew

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***UPDATES***

It Happened!!!  The New York Mets have been Rick Roll’d!!!  LOLLERSKATES!!!

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That will hurt! [from Kewanee Event] SFW

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Finally… I got the sex tape.