Funny Conversation I had with Jared B.
(12:49:27) Jared Barger: fag
(12:50:13) Andrew: congrads dude!!
(12:50:31) Jared Barger: uh…yeah!!!
(12:51:03) Andrew: for finally coming out of the closet with par. I heard there are big plans for you two
(12:51:41) Jared Barger: yeah, and by plans you mean cock
(12:52:55) Andrew: plans = cock
(12:53:20) Jared Barger: u still playin wow?
(12:53:30) Andrew: once a week
(12:53:41) Andrew: I am a level 12 rogue
(12:53:51) Andrew: hughenut from something
(12:54:52) Andrew: the barrens
(12:55:13) Andrew: he is one ugly looking mother [shut your mouth]
(12:55:57) Andrew: so I got crabs the other day
(12:56:15) Andrew: tell your mother to just shave it all off
(12:56:38) Jared Barger: my brother an i been playin warhammer recently
(12:56:44) Andrew: looks like a homo is down there
(12:56:47) Andrew: ko
(12:56:51) Jared Barger: but fuckin darkfall looks tight and comes out in january
(12:56:57) Andrew: darkfall?
(12:57:04) Andrew: I have not heard of it
(12:57:05) Jared Barger: it’s total pvp with law only enforced by what players decide to enforce
(12:57:11) Andrew: I c
(12:57:16) Jared Barger: http://www.darkfallonline.com
(12:57:40) Andrew: looks queer
(12:57:44) Jared Barger: but very ambitious too, it’s been in production almost 10 years. u can own boats and housing
(12:58:01) Jared Barger: they mention it is possible to be a pirate and attack people naval style and steal their boats
(12:58:02) Andrew: boats really?
(12:58:09) Jared Barger: yeah, that’s what i’m talkin about
(12:58:09) Andrew: that is koo
(12:58:13) Jared Barger: fuckin pirate me up
(12:58:15) Andrew: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(12:58:27) Andrew: can you rape the towns’ women then
(12:58:34) Andrew: cause that would be awesome
(12:58:47) Andrew: facials for all the hoes
(12:58:52) Jared Barger: i’m gonna guess no…even tho u know they want it those twirly little sluts
(12:59:22) Andrew: it is like the wii… should have sex with it
(12:59:36) Jared Barger: i have sex with mine all the time
(13:00:29) Andrew: me too, but there should be a sex game… you know for the facial your left hand grabs the hair and the faster you move the wiimote back and forth, the bigger the load
(13:00:50) Jared Barger: keep going
(13:01:06) Jared Barger: seriously. don’t stop.
(13:01:08) Andrew: and you can slap your wii mote on the face afterwards
(13:01:19) Jared Barger: almost…
(13:01:20) Andrew: then you punch her in the face
(13:01:29) Andrew: break the nose
(13:01:36) Andrew: and repeat
(13:01:43) Jared Barger: and rub her busted nose in my butthole…..oh yeah, that’s the stuff
(13:01:54) Andrew: nice
(13:02:13) Andrew: Rated A for AWESOME
(13:02:28) Jared Barger: boi-oi-oi-oing
(13:02:40) Andrew: I think I got a game idea
(13:02:44) Jared Barger: seriously u should write that shit down
(13:02:53) Jared Barger: call it wii fuck
(13:03:02) Andrew: “My First Wii Fuck”
(13:03:15) Andrew: and then you buy the expansion for your second
(13:03:23) Andrew: and 3rd and so on
(13:03:40) Jared Barger: expansion? what could u do to make that any better?!
(13:03:46) Andrew: anal
(13:04:03) Andrew: you have to act like you are putting lube in the butt
(13:04:06) Jared Barger: yeah “the donkey punch diaries”
(13:04:11) Andrew: there you go
(13:04:30) Andrew: your left hand can slap the ass
(13:04:37) Andrew: or grad the tits
(13:04:40) Andrew: grab
(13:05:03) Jared Barger: if yer left hand is grabbin her tits then how are you gonna suffocate her?
(13:05:15) Andrew: the wiimote
(13:05:27) Andrew: and she can choke you back
(13:05:35) Jared Barger: what about a gangbang edition?
(13:05:46) Andrew: that is the 3rd expansion
(13:05:47) Jared Barger: u know it can use up to 4 wiimotes
(13:06:07) Jared Barger: now, can u have anal in the gang bang edition if u don’t have the second expansion?
(13:06:19) Andrew: right
(13:06:31) Andrew: so you fuck em in 4 different ways
(13:06:37) Andrew: like wow
(13:07:05) Jared Barger: cuz i may need all 3
(13:07:05) Jared Barger: so i watched the last ibwip on the website…
(13:07:10) Jared Barger: well, some of it anyway
(13:07:22) Andrew: Wii Fuck: The ONLY Sex MMORPG
(13:07:25) Andrew: koo
(13:07:49) Jared Barger: do u usually take part in that?
(13:07:55) Andrew: no
(13:08:05) Jared Barger: ah, for some reason i thought u did
(13:08:09) Andrew: I do the site shit and the behind the scenes stuff
(13:08:16) Andrew: I also edit the shows
(13:08:24) Jared Barger: it was pretty rough but i figure it’s the first one they’ve shown video
(13:08:26) Andrew: and that takes forever
(13:08:41) Andrew: yeah plus the one chick let me fuck her
(13:08:47) Andrew: blake watched
(13:08:59) Jared Barger: heh, i mentioned somethin to blake about havin norma jean on the show
(13:09:04) Jared Barger: he was like, yeah she’ll be here
(13:09:10) Jared Barger: and i said…i meant the metal band fag
(13:09:22) Jared Barger: he then responded with….”i had no idea it was a band”
(13:09:28) Jared Barger: i wanted to eat his face off
(13:10:10) Andrew: hahaha
(13:10:29) Andrew: I had her… nothing to brag aboot
(13:10:41) Andrew: just some tight pussy
(13:10:48) Andrew: loves penis
(13:10:50) Jared Barger: and a willing ass no doubt
(13:11:18) Andrew: she said no to anal… I pulled an “oops” moment though
(13:11:34) Jared Barger: nice work
(13:11:53) Andrew: that is what she said
(13:12:03) Andrew: then I got the milk and cereal out
(13:12:12) Andrew: grabbed my spoon
(13:12:22) Andrew: and ate my breakfast from her asshole
(13:12:33) Jared Barger: what kind of cereal?
(13:12:39) Jared Barger: i’m just tryin to get the full visual
(13:13:51) Andrew: Cinnamon toast crunch
(13:14:09) Jared Barger: nice. tell me u drank the milk when u were done
(13:14:54) Andrew: dude.. that is fuckin gross
(13:15:23) Jared Barger: fuck u…prude
(13:16:15) Jared Barger: i gotta get back to work. it’s dvda shot day afterall
(13:20:57) Andrew: at least it is your ass getting pwn3d! lol
Sorry but I thought this was funny.