So the last days, I have done nothing… It seems like I am getting more lazy EVERYDAY… I used to be ALWAYS doing things. I think since I stopped “smoking” 3 times a week, I have not been motivated. Could pot make someone focus more? I know it does. I just wish I could get the hook up again. Someone who grew their shit in the basement and used it for their personal usage. I had one guy who… Yeah… Let’s just leave it at that. It is not like people ACTUALLY read my friggin’ blog.

I feel really bad for Heather, because she is doing ALL THE WORK. And I see her do it and do nothing. I am working out and stretching every morning now, but I do not think that is messing up my motivation. I think because I gained a bunch of weight in six months might have something to do with it too. I do not know. I just want to be happy with my wife and make her VERY HAPPY!!!

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SUPERBOWL BABY!!! Who really gives a shit? Not me. All I know is we are having a party in Galesburg, IL and EVERYONE is welcome to watch the game with a bunch of friends!!! DO NOT FORGET NEXT SUNDAY!!! SUPERBOWL!!!

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Favorite Game #1

Favorite Game #2

I decided to start putting a list and link up for Halo 2 games that I kick ass. I will also put up other games up over time. Check back for lots of details!

Favorite Game #1

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Here is a list of ALL the great stories this week:

Blind can now See

IT Certifications… Are they worth it?

Google Hacks

Xbox Games Grew 77% Over System Life-Cycle, Suggests 360 DVDs Are (Mostly) Big Enough for Next-Generation

The Coming Collapse of Income Tax

Google + Facebook + alcohol = trouble

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I finished putting my desk together last night around 10:45pm. I put one piece on backwards. I thought it was going to take 2 hours to fix this mistake… Nope! It took about 25 minutes instead. I was happy to see the desk erect!

I then decided to play a game of Halo, since Heather was sleeping. I Pwn3d every n00b in those games. I rocked the house out with my dong out.

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I just found this AWESOME program called WinDVR 3.0 . I am not usually a fan of TV Tuner software, but this could be a MythTV killer. I am not sure yet, but I have been messing with it for a few days now. Check it out fuckers!

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I was up until 1am putting together the desk we bought. I think I fucked up a part, but I will not know until tomorrow. I am still tired and I am going to take a nap… Nite; Nite.

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I love it when my wife and I are off. It is nice… Just think about that for a minute… Ahhhhhhh, there you go. LaaaaaaaaaaaaaTE fuckers.

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Tonight the Chicago Bears lost to Carolina. I am going to drink myself until I puke and then start over again. I knew they were going to lose… I just did not want to believe it. Time to play some Madden and then Halo 2. It is a sad day for all Chicago fans.

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After dealing with my stupid phone for the last 2 months, I was sick of it. I called around the last few days about certain phones. I really wanted to get the Treo 650, but it did not have windows mobile or flash. I saw the price tag was $300-$500. Fuck that… I would not pay that much for a phone. I looked around the internet and found two rebates: $200 and $50. The only problem I had was the rebate ended today. I decided to make the trip to Peoria,IL and get the phone and shit. Not only did our plan go down, but I got the phone at the price I wanted. Granted, I had to put up a good chunk of cash, but I will receive the rebates in 4 weeks.

I really like the phone so far, I just would not want to be known as the gadget guy. In the last 9 months, I got a Laptop, iPod Nano, iPod Video, and Treo 650. I also bought Heather a car and we bought a couch and a desk. Now, we only spent $350, but it seems like much, much more. Here is how much everything has cost me/us:

Laptop – $0.00 [was $1450, but I paid it off with a car loan…]
iPod Nano – $65.00 [We got the shuffle, but wanted an upgrade]
iPod Video – $0.00 [Thank You for winning Week 16 in Pick ’em]
Treo 650 – $73.00 [I got $250 in Rebates]
2000 Jeep – $13,500 [$303.15 for 48 months; this includes my laptop and all of my debts]
Couch – $165 [We got a gift certificate from our wedding]
Desk – $145 [I have been putting this off for 3 years. It needed to get done]

So the only real thing I bought recently was the 2000 Jeep. Heather needed a car and I was able to pay off all my debts. DEBT FREE, except for the car loan. As you see, I really have not been spending LOTS of cash. Some is just luck and some is just cheap! Now if I bought a $3000 LCD TV, I would HOPE my friends would be like, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??? I wish I could buy a TV, but I know that will not happen for another 3 years.

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taken from joystiq.com

60 playable characters in a fighting game? Unheard of. But according to the latest issue of Game Informer, Midway plans to exit the current generation stage on a high note. Mortal Kombat Armageddon will feature “all the characters from Mortal Kombat fighting history,” with the possible exception of Motaro. And if that’s not enough, players can tinker with the new Create a Kombatant mode.

In addition, Armageddon will feature a revamped fatality system, mid-air combos, direction-controlled throws, and a Konquest mode based on the Shaolin Monks engine. Armageddon strikes in October for the PS2 and Xbox.

My dream has come true! I cannot wait for this game!!!

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In the last few days, I have had 5 different 18-20 year olds come into the dealership to “test drive” a vehicle or two. I knew deep down inside, they just wanted to joyride. When I told him I would be riding with him, I pissed the first kid off. He started saying shit like, “It is cause I’m black… I am fit’n to buy a car…” I then, being a smart ass, asked him where he works… He said that he did not have a “job”. I said ok, but he still wanted to drive off the lot without paying anything… I explained to him that if he did not have a job or a down payment, I could not help him. Man, he was fuckin pissed off. He started to call me names and then I smiled; and walked away.

The last little bitch REALLY got to me. He came in and was like acting all big and tall. I knew from the get go, I should not let him test drive the car. A $10,000 SUV, I let him drive it… I WILL NEVER make the same mistake twice. I went inside and thought about it and decided; you never know. I started nailing questions at him. I knew he was lying about EVERYTHING that his was spewing. No one produced as much bile as this kid did. What a stupid little bitch… He must of been apart of ROWVA TUFF! So, I had our mechanic go along with the test drive. I already knew he was going for a joy ride. Fuck that… I hate it when people waste my time. He got back and said this vehicle was out of his price range. I promptly asked him, “Why did you drive it”. I thought I was in the right. Why test drive a vehicle, if you cannot afford it? He then kept on saying it had 100,000 on the SUV… Correction DICK, it has 99,000 on it… There is a difference. He then said that NO vehicle would be worth $10,000; if they had 100,000 miles on it. I again said the Jeep has 99,000 on it. The little bitch realized that he was a maroon and left. One of his friends tried to intimidate me, but I know who has the bigger dick.

All in all, I learned a lesson from these closet homosexual guys. Do not let 3 guys go on a test drive, because they might want to have sex with each other in the vehicle.

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Well… Last nite on WWE Raw, Adam (Edge) and Amy (Lita) had “Hot Sex”. The segment was fuckin stupid, but all of a sudden… Tit… A FULLY MAN!!! Holy shit, Amys’ tit COMPLETELY was showing!!! Oh my GOSH!!! Check out this video and/or pic.

I find it funny that the uk did not edit the movie, but the United States version did. I am happy to post this. I hope everyone finds some type of humor in this post! At least Matt Hardy DID NOT have “Hot Sex” and expose his Penis on Raw.

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I just got done watching the New Year’s Resolution. The show was ok… But why did they give the belt to Edge? I am glad Cena FINALLY lost the belt. He was seriously sucking it up. I still have not seen RAW, so DO NOT SPOIL ANYTHING FOR ME!!! This means you.

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