Mike Adamle is BACK, but with the WWE and NOT American Gladiators. I know a couple of my friends will not believe this…
Follow[from digg] 28 Wrong Ways & 28 Right Ways to Care For a New Baby
In case you’re a young mother or father and you having difficulties in putting the baby to sleep or feeding him, these instructions are the clearest you can get. Here are some 28 do’s and don’ts when it comes to caring for the baby! Quite funny some of them.
Are the New England Patriots THAT good?
Are the New England Patriots THAT good? I have been thinking about this for a while now. Yes… I hate to say it, but they are THE best team in football right now. Why, as a Chicago Bears fan, would I want to bring up this point. The ’72 Dolphins had a great run. But would the ’72 Dolphins be an ’07 Patriots or would they be like the ’07 Dolphins?
The game [NFL] has changed over the years and I do not feel like the ’72 Dolphins were that good. I have talked to Dolphin Fans and EVEN they say that was not the best team in that Era. Everyone says the Steelers had the best team during the 70’s. So WHY would a franchise hold on to something that happened over 35 years ago? Talk about living in the fuckin past. I talk about ’85 Bears, BUT they were a good team and had some of the BEST players of all time on it and most are in the Hall of Fame. Do the ’85 Bears meet every year when a team would lose 2 games in a year? NO! We have moved on and the fuckin’ fins need to as well. Go win a superbowl and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The players on the ’72 Dolphins have only one thing to hold on to and I hope the Patriots RUIN it.
Andrew
What is new?
It has been months since I last updated, but I do have my reasons. Will I be updating my blog anymore? Yes!!! I will try to keep updating once a week. I will try to sum up my week on a weekly basis! What has happened over the last 2-3 months? My good friend, Dave, was married. I did blow the speech again… Sorry dude! My wife and I bought a house. I bought Halo 3. I had a turd almost as good as the “J-Hook”. I watched Mike’s band 99 Souls play a bunch of shows… It is hard to look back over the last 2-3 months! I just cannot wait for the weekly updates to start!!! Make sure you continue to check out theandrewhughes.com!!!
Andrew
Top 10 Rejection Lines!
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance”.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my Dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)
5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing.)
Now the male perspective on the same issue:
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.)
1. Let’s be friends. (You’re sinfully ugly.)
Nothing interesting
I just wanted to tell everyone I am just sitting here, watching my cock get smaller. That is it…
Andrew
Fuck staples
So I finally got my Check from Staples today. What happened is they fucked up of shipping of the XBox I sent in. They spelled my name “Andrew Hahhs”. OK… They fuckin took the information from me and said they would match it up with the shit I sent the package with… They still fucked it up! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whatever… I can still cash it… Fuckin assholes.
Andrew
Vince McMahon is a fuckin genius!
I just found out that Vince tore his quad and fucked up his knee. I wish I could put the clip up, because he did it when he got in the ring… LMFAO!!! That is fuckin funny!!! Ok, to keep in real… I hope Vinny Mac gets better soon:)
Andrew
I won again with a Black Out
Guess what happened last night. I fucking won at poker. I cannot believe I did it. I won with a Queens and sixes. I was so excited that I gave everyone their money back. I thought it was nice, but next time… IT’S ON!!!
So Brian and Mike were over and around 11pm Jared showed up. We ended up playing some poker until 2ish and then played Halo 2 until 3:30 or so when… BLACK… I have no power. I started thinking of everything that could have gone wrong:
I forgot to pay my last bill, I left a window open, I smoked too much… etc.
Everything but that fact something went out. So Brian, Mike, and I decided to take a trip down the steet and then to the theater and back. A BLACK OUT!!! It was funny as hell. I can say we did have some fun in the dark. I tried to take a shit. It was BAD! I kid you not, the nights kick back on right after that… WTF! It was a good time for me.
Andrew
Wil Wheaton, Travis Oates, and Dan Huard
The reason why Wil Wheaton left G4
http://slashdot.org/~CleverNickName/journal/20695
Dan Huard speaks out
UPDATED LINK: http://web.archive.org/web/20050106041550/http://danhuard.typepad.com/dan_huard/2004/12/life_as_techtvg.html
http://danhuard.typepad.com/dan_huard/2004/12/life_as_techtvg.html
I have now read both articles. All I can say is… WOW… wow…
Andrew
Halo 2… XBox Live
Today… Last night… About an hour ago, we just got done playing Halo 2. We ended up playing 20+ games and started a clan. It is kewl. I will Halo 2 is the most addictive game I have ever played since Tony Hawk 2. I love playing games!
After all…
After all 7 days I worked in a row, I am finally able to do nothing. I cannot believe it either. I am so happy cause I can play Halo 2 all day tomorrow. I cannot wait!!! I know I will be kicking someone’s f-ing ass tomorrow. boober86 is my handle. Fight me if you dare!!!
Andrew
The End of an Era…
I was told that GKC Theatres (I used to work for them) was bought out by Marcus Cinemas. I always wondered if Beth would stay with the company. I did not think she would bail out so quickly. I really do not want to say anything bad about her, but I wish she would have tried to sell the company internally. If I was in her situation though, I would have sold the company to the highest bidder and called it a day.
I had a lot of fun working for them, but I knew this would come. Before I left the company, I felt that something was not right. I could not explain it, but I knew it was there. I mean I left GKC for a bunch of reasons, but I think that was the BIG one. I have missed working for the easiest operating chain, but I wish Kerasotes would have bought them. You see, GKC and Kerasotes was one chain. They broke around 85 or 86. I will say that it would have been awesome to get the theaters back to one company.
One more thing… Do you think any of the Mangers know about the purchase by Marcus? I doubt it. Alright check this out… GKC will not tell any of the Managers until they find out from rumors and/or the news… How fucked up it that?!? Should I tell someone from there? Not my business anymore. How weird is that?
Andrew
Playing with your Cock…
Tis the season for the best online game to begin. COCK FIGHTING!!! I will say that I have wasted many hours on this web based game. It seriously is fun to play. Everyone check this out and create their own cock. By registering under me, I will give you tips on how to win. I will also have the better odds on the BIG fights. Actually you will not get shit, but it was worth a try. Go check it out! You should still check this game out. It ROCKS!!!
http://stormchat.com/battlewang/register.php?rid=103
Andrew
LQQKING for “things”
So I kicked ass at work today. I got my hair cut and did laundry. But… I went to go pick my shit up and some fat fuck was in the laundry place. He was “looking” for some of his clothes that he left there a week ago. I asked him, “Why haven’t you picked your clothes up since then?” I thought it was a good question. He says, “I have been busy.” “What was so important that you could not pick your clothes up within the last couple days?” He looked at me and then said bye. I realized something. That motherfucker was trying to steal my clothes. HE is lucky I did not have a gun.
I started to think, “Why would someone, with a bad excuse, hang out at a laundry mat?” To steal clothes… I think from now on, I have to watch my clothes like a motherfuckin hawk or some shit. I could hire a midget to see my shit, but I would want to throw him around just for shits and giggles.
Andrew
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