Going to Pekin tonight to see Jared and the Shake[Stepdown]. This should be interesting. I heard the Shake is good, but I need to see them LIVE. Yessssssssssssssss… OFF TO PEKIN!!!

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I hate it when I have people come in and waste my time. I love talking with customers and stuff, but come on… Some just are there to piss me off. I wish most of the people came in and cut to the point. I have this guy who asks me the same question each week and the answer is still the same.

“How much for **?”
“Sir that is priced @ $2497.”
“No one is going to pay that much for a vehicle.”

No matter what the vehicle is, he needs to try to fight with me. I think it is because I have a bigger cock than him. It happens… I mean I am small, but he is smaller… Fag!

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So I have been driving this 1998 Chevrolet Blazer LS Michael Jordan Edition. On the way to get our rings, the suv started fuckin up BIG TIME! I had to pull over two times because it was soooooooooooooooo bad. I cannot believe that the suv decided to mess up when we are getting our bands! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

So I got the band that I wanted and Heather was able to pick hers out. Mine is gold with a silver middle and hers is gold with diamonds in the middle. We both like our rings and that is what matters!!!

While we were in Davenport, I decided to see Shawn W. I have not been to his place in… Well… I do not remember. We hung out at Shawn and Amber’s for an hour or so. We talked and had a good time. It was good to see Shawn again. He is a good friend. It seems we lost touch for a while, but I will try to communicate with him in some shape or form.

Oh, we did make it back to Galesburg alright. I ended up driving a Pontiac GTP home. That son-of-a-gun is FAST. 3.8L Supercharger… Wow… It is nice.

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So I had to do a bunch of driving today. I went to Burlington, IA and also to the Quad Cities. While I was in Iowa, I went to the BEST gas station EVER!!! Kum and Go; “We go all out!”. HA! Can you believe there is a station that is Kum and Go? It sounds like a porno shop. I had to buy something from there… I mean like, come on… Kum and GO!

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I had to run around Galesburg like a chicken without a head… It seemed like everything we need, was no where to be found. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I wish that one place had everything you needed for working on cars. I guess then the business would be a little bit easier. What the fuck is my “Easy” button?

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Family Guy: the Movie comes out on DVD TOMORROW!!! For the 2 people who have not seen it, the movie was funny as hell!!! Go buy it tomorrow!!!

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How much does Direct TV’s cost? $59.99 a month for 4 months. I am paying that much for football this year. Ouch! Gotta have some football!!! Bears suck… I hate them right now. In two weeks they play again. I will love them if they win… Fuckin Bears. GO BLACKHAWKS!!!

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I sent about 3 hours of their DSL. I hate calling tech support, but I had to… I cannot believe that I actually got someone who knows what they are doing. I talked to the guy and he helped me out. Usually I would just get pissed and throw my phone. The good news is the router works.

I went to the cities to get a router, tv tuner, and Mallrats 10th DVD. I ended up hanging out there for 20 minutes and forgot to get Tiger Woods 06. I am pissed about I forgot about the wood 06. I hate when I just talk about stupid shit like I am now… and now… and… now.

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Well, I had to go around town looking for the cheapest gas. I nevermind doing weird things for my dad, because that is what I get paid to do. Sometimes I do things that I would rather not do, but I knew that my job would this way. I love what I do now. It is fun, relaxing, and I do not hate going to work. I love it!!! Back to the story… I got SUCK in HOMECOMING TRAFFIC!!! I hate it when the parade goes and then I have to do some errands.

We ordered a cable for some of our vehicles. It is called OBDII connector. It links up with the computer in your car and checks tons of shit out. We ordered it two weeks ago… I called and no answer. I was told that they have been sooooooo busy that our order was held up… Bullshit… I talked to her boss and he said they have been really slow. Why the hold up? I will never know. I am just going to eat and then sleep.

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So I came back to Kewanee just to hookup Heather’s parent’s DSL. Well, it could not get any harder. I realized the PC I gave them, I put a busted network card in their PC. I completely forgot about it. So I had to hook it up through USB… Ahh… I guess I will have to go get a router on Saturday along with a network card. I guess sometimes people mess up, cause I did. I need to stop going to the parents’ crib and leaving at 12am.

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I sent some friends a picture of a “Cream Pie”… Only 2 of the 8 people got it… 5 of the 8 have done it… Ok, Dave, a “Cream Pie” is where you blow your load in a chick (Hopefully one that is on the pill or she cannot have babies) and watch it drip out. Vagina = Cookie [Pie] and Seimen [Cream]. The picture is on the moblog on the left hand side. I know this happened a week ago, but I needed to address it. HA!!! I need some head… Heather? I guess I need to get a bunch before Nov 12, because there is no way in hell I will ever get one after marriage… Maybe if I get her drunk and beg. I am such an asshole.

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I have been hanging out at my place watching TV. I hate it when people talk about how they did not do anything… Dammit… I am doing it… FUCK!!! Any ways, I got some kewl projects in the works. I just signed on to an internet company. I have been getting lots of hits from the paradigm and hughesauto web pages and I will bank on that. It is hard to explain, but I will try to if I make some cash off it.

If anyone gets the chance, watch the Edge vs Matt Hardy Steel Cage match from the WWE Unforgiven (09-18-05) show. I watched it earlier… wow… wow.

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First off, Shawn and Amber Werderman had a beautiful wedding!!! Congrads dudes!!! I had some fun there. I caught up with some old friends and I had fun with Heather. I should have stayed the night. Damn, I need to start hanging out with Shawn and Ryan at least once a month. I am going to start that.

Bears beat the living shit out of the Lions today 38-6. DAMN!!! Bears won; what next Pats lose to Panthers… Pats lost?!? What are the odds.

I licked tons of invitations today. My tongue tastes like shit. All in all, these last two days have been great!

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***Cancelled*** Paradigm September 30th @ Lumpy’s Bar and Grill ***Cancelled***

There will be more details later… Some stuff is going on.

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About this time tomorrow, good ol’ Shawn Werderman will be married!!! It is a sad day from some of his friends and a new beginning with his best friend… [NO! He is not gay.] His wife!

Congrads dude!!! Keep on smoking!

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