Whatever is on my mind...
All I can say is… I am buying the XBox 360. I do not want to be playing Madden 07 with a fuckin remote for my TV… I do not know what to think anymore… I could image that the controller would be an add-on, but not the MAIN controller… that is fuckin queer. No one wants to know how mad I am right now.
Andrew
As of right now, there are rumors that it is a better verison of the Wavebird… I was also told it will give you a better verison of feedback. Huh… This should be interesting!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!!
Andrew
According to some official World Wrestling Entertainment documents, the following listings details all contracted members of WWE’s four different divisions:
RAW talent under contract: John Cena, Triple H, Ric Flair, Kurt Angle, Edge, Shawn Michaels, Big Show, Shelton Benjamin, Matt Hardy, Carlito, Chris Masters, Snitsky, Eugene, Viscera, Hurricane, Rosey, Tajiri, Val Venis, Rob Conway, Tyson Tomko, Kerwin White, Rene Dupree, Romeo, Antonio, Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, Danny Basham, Torrie Wilson, Candice Michelle, Victoria, Trish Stratus, Ashley Massaro and Maria.
SmackDown talent under contract: Batista, JBL, The Undertaker, Chris Benoit, Randy Orton, Eddie Guerrero, Christian, Orlando Jodran, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Melina, William Regal, Juventud Guererra, Psicosis, Super Crazy, Nunzio, Vito, Simon Dean, Doug Basham, Sylvain Grenier, Ken Kennedy, Booker T, Sharmell, Rey Mysterio, Heidenreich, Road Warrior Animal, Hardcore Holly, Paul London, Funaki, Scotty 2 Hotty, Steven Richards, Spanky, Stacy Keibler and Christy Hemme.
List of talent under WWE developmental contracts based in Ohio Valley Wrestling: Brent Albright, Danny Inferno, Ken Doane, Shelly Martintez, Daniel Puder (has been released since this list), Johnny Jeter, Jon Riggs, Joey Riggs, Paul Birchall, Alexis Laree, Bobby Lashley, Deuce Shade, Tank Tolland, Nick Nemeth, Chet Jablowski, Chad Wicks, Dean Visk, C.M. Punk, Chris Cage, Mike Mondo, Boogeyman, Aaron Stevens, and Elijah Burke. The head trainer in OVW is Al Snow.
List of talent under WWE developmental contracts based in Deep South Wrestling: Brian Black, Jack Bull, Drew Hankinson, Mike Mizanin, Mike Knoxx, Nick Mitchell, Derrick Nelkirk, Ryan Parameter, Ryan Reeves, Tony Salantri, Mike Shane, Todd Shane, Johnny Parisi, Mike Taylor, Angel Williams, Ken Thiessen, Kid Kash, Mattt Striker, Mac Johnson, Brian Danovich, and Michelle McCool.
List of talent not associated with any divisions, but still with WWE: The Rock, Mick Foley, Marc Copani (Muhammad Hassan), Hulk Hogan, Harvey Wippleman, Chris Nowinski, Jerry Lawler, Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Linda McMahon.
List of talent on injured reserve: Rob Van Dam, Kane, Mark Henry, and Mark Cappotellli. All are listed as expected to be ready to return by October at the latest.
I did not know this… I still have not learned anything.
Andrew
I seriously did not do anything today… I woke up and jacked off 7 times… watched some TV… that is about it. HA! Nah, I did a bunch of little things… I tied up loose ends on the wedding… played some NHL 06 [FUCK YOU WAL-MART!!!]… ate… picked more things up at my apartment. I really did a lot more things, but I am drawing a blank right now.
I did talked to Jared last night. I was amazed what he told me… Jared said that he is going to be getting married to… FUCK… I cannot remember her name… … I seriously cannot remember her name… Any ways, he said that they have been talking about it and I told to DO IT!!! I would have never guessed that he would talk about marriage for at least another month or two. CONGRADS MAN!!! I seriously do not even remember her name… I will hear about that later.
Well, Heather and I have been going into 5 gear on the wedding planning. I guess she has had some problems at home and she wants November 12th to get here NOW! I do feel bad because I do not hear about this stuff everyday. I love you Heather!!!
I have finished the new opening for the paradigm web site. Here is the one common question I get, “When in the Blue Hell are you going to up the shit?” I would say soon, but I will say in the next few days… I need to get the final touches on it. Soon… [Is now?]
Andrew
I just got back from PWNED these fools in poker… Okay… I did not pwn them at all, but I did take out all three players in the second game.
I sucked it up the first game. I was getting nothing but cold cards. I went Heads-Up against Brian for 20 minutes. Finally, he kicked my ass. I was crying, but I only lost $1.00. No biggie.
The second game was interesting… I won a BIG pot early on and pretty much bullied my way around after that. I proceeded to kick Mike out and finished it off with Dave. Yeah… I actually was getting High and Medium pairs. I also caught a 10 -> Ace straight, but no one called me on it. For some reason, I actually played pretty damn good. I think it is because I wore the shades.
At some point in the night, Heather and Becky (Brian’s Sister) came over to watch the excitement of No Limit Texas Hold ’em. I think they REALLY liked watching us go at it. Plus, well you know, I was there… And I will say that I am a sexay machine… Alright, I am not… But I did learn one thing last night… After 3 beers, I concentrate more. Next time, I need a six pack beside me!
Andrew
South Park –
Dave Chappelle may have called it quits, but at least Comedy Central’s still got South Park. The network announced Thursday that it had reupped the raunchy ‘toon series for three more years, carrying Cartman and the gang though their 12th season on the air. The new contract calls for 14 new South Park episodes a year through 2008, with creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone continuing to write, direct and edit the show.
For those who prefer South Park in all its crass glory, the latest season of the show kicks off on Comedy Central on Oct. 19.
Family Guy –
Fox Holds Family Guy With Hurricane References
Fox has substituted one original episode of Family Guy for another on Sunday, the debut of its new fall season lineup that night, because the episode scheduled to air contained a “couple†references to a hurricane. “Out of sensitivity to what happened, we’re moving it back a couple weeks,†a Fox spokesman told B&C
Press Your Luck –
Press Your Luck: The Michael Larsen Incident
When CBS first aired Press Your Luck in 1983, it quickly caught the attention of Michael Larsen, an unemployed Mister Softee ice cream truck driver from Ohio. It was winter time, and although Larsen wasn’t selling many popsicles, he enjoyed watching contestants of average intelligence from around the country answer insipid trivia questions and gamble their winnings at the Big Board.
story continues @ http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/Press_Your_Luck/
Andrew
Today I went over to Moline and paid my can off. It is a sad day because I really liked the Protege. I just hope that I can get a car like that someday [tear]. Funny thing too… I am actually getting used to the’98 Chevrolet Blazer Michael Jordan Edition. I think I might want to buy it… Nah, I get a Demo.
Andrew
I finally realize that most people who were “Popular” come back EVERY year to Hog Days. I went there and met up with Jacob Stevenson and talked to him for a couple of hours. I noticed about 15 people that I know… that was about it. I realize that this was my last day at Hog Days… I mean it was kewl and while ago, but now it just stinks… seriously… it smells like shit. I guess it would be kewl if Heather and I had a child. Whateva! I guess I will just drink alone with everyone I hang out with now… wait a minute… I would not be drinking alone!
Andrew
Today is a sad day for me… I sold my Mazda Protege to a nice older family. It is sad to see it go… I had some fun in it… I basically gave away my ’91 Dodge Daytona for $500. I really do not miss the Daytona, but why do I miss the Mazda? I guess I did not want to part from it. It is a sad day.
Andrew
Sex makes people healthy, cheerful, strong, beautiful and sleepy.
It is much easier for a woman to learn how to love herself, if she has a man, who desires and worships her. It is generally believed that human beings have sex either for pleasure or reproduction. However, the number of people driven with these motivations has been reducing steadily during the recent years. The majority of humans use sex as the most pleasant and available remedy for a whole bouquet of problems.
It is an open secret that a person gets into a cheerful mood during an act of love. In addition to purely psychological satisfaction, the human body produces endorphin – the hormone in charge of elevated spirits and positive perception of the environment. Researchers say that such inspiration comes from the activity of certain brain centers, which change the hormonal status of the body. Good quality sex produces a spiritually elevating effect on the chemical level, which does not require any additional efforts.
Prior to the culminating moment of an act of love, orgasm, the brain emits a dose of oxytocin – the hormone of the posterior lobe of pituitary. Oxytocin results in the production of sedative endorphins – natural analogues of morphine. Sex spurs the production of estrogen with women – the substance, which eases premenstrual pains. Therefore, sex is the best painkiller.
One may say that a bed is the best equipment for physical exercises that man has ever designed. The pulse rate of a sexually excited individual increases from 70 to 150 beats per minute, which is comparable to muscle efforts of a weight-lifter. Only one sexual intercourse burns off the same amount of calories that a person loses running on a treadmill for 15 minutes. Needless to say that the first option is much more pleasant than the second one. Thirty minutes of sex kill about 200 calories. In other words, daily sex can take away 500 grams of your weight in a week.
Sex is a very good impetus for the strengthening of the immune system. It has been tentatively proved that those people, who have sex on a regular basis, are much more protected against various viral diseases than those, who prefer abstinence: healthy sex saturates blood with antibodies. Therefore, sexually active men and women suffer from widespread infectious diseases such a flu and cold less frequently. As for sexually transmitted diseases, the answer is obvious: a condom makes perfect.
It may seem unreal, but it is a fact: regular sex enlarges women’s breasts. Sexual excitement intensifies the bloodstream, which may add 25 percent to a woman’s breast size. Furthermore, women can raise their IQ with every orgasm that they experience. American scientists, who continuingly study sexual possibilities of homo sapiens, discovered that the moment of orgasm gives a very powerful incentive to a large number of chemical reactions and physical procedures in the body. The speed of blood circulation reaches its maximum, whereas the oxygen-enriched blood reaches all internal organs, including brain, very quickly. Hypothalamus – the center for control of the hormonal system – also governs the work of learning and memorizing centers.
It goes without saying that an act of love ends with the ultimate relaxation and sleep, especially if it occurs after a hard day at work. The raising level of oxytocin produces a strong tranquillizing effect. Sex can therefore be considered as a perfect natural soporific medication.
Sex trains almost all groups of muscles, especially muscles of pelvis, buttocks, stomach and arms, which is an important factor for women. Regular love acts improve the bearing and exert a favorable influence on the musculoskeletal system. In addition, sex results in the production of collagen – the substance, which adds smoothness and glow to women’s skin. Progesterone, another hormonal product of sex, helps a person fight acne. American scientists concluded as a result of their research that couples, who love each other at least three times a week, look two or three years younger than their coevals, who either abstain from sex or hardly ever enjoy it.
Any long-legged beauty girl annoys you, especially if she looks younger and prettier. A photograph of a beautiful model wearing fancy designer clothes ruins your entire day. Only passionate sex can save you from this infirmity. When a man tells his woman that she is the most beautiful lady on Earth, a woman usually stops thinking about several centimeters of fat on her waist or the fading elasticity of her skin. Psychologists say that it is much easier for a woman to learn how to love herself, if she has a man, who desires and worships her.
Taken from:
http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/360/15833_sex.html
Wow… that was interesting… Something all woman are to fuckin talk about for the next few fuckin days… Stupid women.
Andrew
I have been doing a lot of editting these last 2 days. I have also been working on Paradigm’s web page too. What really sucks is I have had a lot of things come up… I had deaths, a vacation, another show, lots of work, setting up another web site, and then a bunch of more work. I have not even talked about wedding stuff. I am just waiting for this weekend… Wait a minute… Hog days… FUCK!!! When I am going to get the rest of my shit done? Soon…
Andrew
So today was a weird day… I sold two cars to a Mother and Daughter. I was told me that they bought the cars because I was honest… Huh… All I really did was tell them the truth about the vehicles… I was told that if you tell the customer the truth about the vehicle, they are most likely to purchase from you at a later date. I guess I will just keep on doing what I have being doing. Gosh… This business is way fuckin better than the theater!
Andrew
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