What a weekend… Heather came here and we hung out most of the day. Brian and Mike came down and played hold ’em. Mike and I played Halo 2 for a couple of hours. Heather and I went shopping over in Peoria. We came back and hung out for a while. Mike and I grilled out and watched Family Guy. It was an eventful weekend… not really… the usual weekend.

So I feel EVERYONE should check out Family guy on Fox 9/8c every Sunday. Here are some quotes for last weeks episode:

Peter:Fox has to make room for fantastic shows like:

Dark Angel
Titus
Undeclared
Action
That 80’s Show
Wonderfalls
Fastlane
Andy Richter Controls The Universe
Skin
Girls Club
Cracking Up
The Pits
Firefly
Get Real
Freaky Links
Wanda At Large
Costello
The Lone Gunmen
A Minute With Stan Hooper
Normal Ohio
Pasadena
Harsh Realm
Keen Eddy
The Street
American Embassy
Cedric The Entertainer
The Tick
Louis
and Greg The Bunny.
Lois: Is there really no hope?
Peter: Well I supposed if all those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.

Meg: I wanna watch George Lopez!
Chris: That show only perpetuates the sterotype that George Lopez is funny.

Announcer: Let he who is without sin kick the first ass.

Peter: Christians don’t believe in gravity.

Lois:Honey, what do you say we christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, You naughty girl.
Lois: Hahaha, That’s me.
Peter: You dirty hustler…you filthy stinky prostitute.
Lois: Okay I get it.
Peter: You foul venereal diease carrying street walking whore.
Lois: That’s enough.

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I love hanging out with the woman. I cannot wait until we are staying together under one roof. We had an arguement earlier, but I hope it was nothing big. Well I actually have an ok schedule for this weekend. I guess it should be fun hanging out;)

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A couple of weeks ago, the WWE fired Matt Hardy… I still am in shock about the whole situation. They fired him because Edge is now fuckin Lita. WTF?!? That is what I said. This is completely bullshit. I knew that this would hurt them in the end though. This is an insert from a website:

“WWE is now realizing that the firing of Matt Hardy has generated a backlash much larger than they expected. Edge faced massive chants of “You screwed Matt” and “We want Matt” during his match on RAW this week. After this happened, WWE management realized that there was no way they could bring Lita out to the ring without the same thing happening. So instead, they decided to interview her backstage, but the boos were immediate and intense then as soon as her image showed up on the screen, which certainly did not make WWE management happy. The main feeling in WWE right now is that they have created a monster by firing Mat Hardy, and that monster will be very hard to keep quiet.”

HA!

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It was another day at HAS. I realize how much my dad has to put up with on a daily basis. I cannot wait until I start working at the place. There will be lots of fun times at the place and a lot of bad times. I know dad and I will hate each other at some points and love each other at other points. I cannot wait. 86 please keep taking me away!

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I cannot believe Green Day will be playing at the Civic Center in only 2 WEEKS!!! It seems like a long time ago when I got the tix. Soon… Soon is NOW!!!

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I slept on the broken couch again… I knew I should have jacked off upstairs in my bed. I hate it when I do stupid things like that. Soon… Soon is NOW!!! Check it out… Trying for the Opera record… 11 songs all telling a story… I got 4 down right now!

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So Heather has been on me about cancelling the wedding. She does not want to go through the whole bullshit that goes along with it, but she does want to marry me. I have no idea what to do, because I want to whole bullshit that happens… What should I do??? I hope I make the right decision.

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I love saying that… “4:20” HA! (Drug reference)

So last nite, Jared, Mike, and I drank some beers at his parents place. The actual plan was to go to Kouri’s and then play some pool. Mike, Jared’s friend, said to swing on by and drink a couple of beers. I heard a lot of jokes and some fun ass stories.

I seriously am considering doing some about this crap I am stuck in… I fell that soon everything will come full circle and you will know what I was dealing with. Soon… is my motto, but I WANT SOON TO BE NOW!!!

Soon… IS NOW!!!

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NEVER DO IT!!! I have been trying to get Travis’ deck installed for the last 2 fuckin days now. I seriously am super frickin pissed. I am even more pissed because I used the word “super”. AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please help me out with this deck problem.

Well, I got a another deck for Travis. This one will work! I hope… HELL YEAH IT WILL WORK!!!

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So Brian, Dave, and myself went to Raw in Moline. First off, the camera I brought died on the way there. What the Fudge?!? All in all the show was pretty good. I liked the seats and I would like to go back there.

I ended up driving back to Pekin that night… Big Mistake… I was falling in and out of sleep. I finally got back home around 5am and brought my shit in and fell asleep within 5 minutes. I will never do that again. Damn Halo 2… You will be the death of me.

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The reason B is no longer with us is because our boss is a pain in the ass. From what I know, Blake is making double what he was making and is working 6am-2pm. I am very glad he found a job that he likes. Good luck Blake!!! and don’t become a stranger!

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I drove home around 400am after Raw and playing Halo 2. I should have stayed in Kewanee… Fuck it… I will just goto bed now cause I am fuckin tired.

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WWE RAW PRESENTS MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!! I cannot wait to go tonight. Dave got us good seats and we will be eating at Texas Road House. This is going to be f-ing awesome!!! Watch us on Spike TV.

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CHEVELLE IS COMING TO URBANA, IL ON MAY 21st!!! I cannot wait to see them live again. I still remember the first show… It was fuckin awesome! I cannot wait.. for… someone to touch me and…

Tonight I will be smoking some biatches in Halo 2. I will go undeafeated tonight and only tonight. I need to take a break from Halo 2.

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I cannot believe that VH1 decided to take out some of the songs Green Day played during the Storytellers show. WTF?!? I cannot believe that that would og that low nad not show the entire show… What bullshit!!! Who cares now though, someone posted a DVD of the show. Thanks!

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