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Lady, your husband is a sick…….DUDE WTF?!?!?

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Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog.

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Funny Comments from digg.com

I went to a wedding recently and the bridesmaids started talking with the grooms great aunt (roughly 80 years old). They were talking about being young professionals and how its tough to get the guys to see you as an equal and the aunt interjected the following: “Learn how to drink scotch. If you can drink scotch and know the different brands, men will see you more as one of the boys and will include you more” They thought this was great advice, but all had the same reaction, scotch was gross. The 80 year old aunt admitted she didn’t like scotch at first and “it took some getting used to… you know… like anal sex”

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty,

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She was reluctant at first, not understanding why we just couldn’t keep having normal sex, so I had to employ my persuasive powers:

Jaime “But…I’ve never done it.”
Tucker “I’ve never done it either; it can be our thing.”

Jaime “But…I don’t know if I’ll like it.”
Tucker “You won’t have to worry about getting pregnant.”

Jaime “But…I like normal sex.”
Tucker “Everyone’s doing anal. It’s the new black.”

Jaime “But…I don’t know…it seems weird.”
Tucker “It’s the preferred method in Europe. Especially with the runway models. Don’t you want to do runways in Europe?”

“Anal’s great for when your constipated, it totally loosens you up.” -Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Funny Stuff!

Andrew

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NFL vs NHL: Which is more violent?

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[from digg.com] How to Make Your Own Judd Apatow Movie in 5 Easy Steps

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Friends, alcohol, weed and some women you want to have sex with. Yes, it’s that easy.

LOLLERSKATES!!! This article says it all!!1

Andrew

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[from digg.com] Digg users unite!!! Let’s Rickroll the NY Mets all year!!!

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Choose other on the ballot, write in the entry, and all year the Mets and their fans get rickrolled during the 8th inning. DO IT!!!

Please start entering random shit!!! This will be funny as hell!!!

Andrew

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***UPDATES***

It Happened!!!  The New York Mets have been Rick Roll’d!!!  LOLLERSKATES!!!

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[digg.com] Redheads have more sex than blondes or brunettes

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The sex lives of women with red hair are clearly more active than those with other hair color, with more partners and having sex more often than the average.

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I am know for a fact that this article is true!

Andrew

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Mr Cool Ice – Douchebag of the Year 2007

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Ok…  Is that a bow tie on the back of your head???

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[from digg.com] The Top 10 Products Only A Douchebag Would Buy [PICS]

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A Must Read for all Douchebags and non-Douchebags. lollerskates!!!

Andrew

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