List of Royal Rumble Entrants and Eliminations 2017

Entrants –

1. Big Cass eliminated by Braun Strowman
2. Chris Jericho eliminated by Roman Reigns
3. Kalisto eliminated by Braun Strowman
4. Mojo Rawley eliminated by Braun Strowman
5. Jack Gallagher eliminated by Mark Henry
6. Mark Henry eliminated by Braun Strowman
7. Braun Strowman eliminated by Baron Corbin
8. Sami Zayn eliminated by The Undertaker
9. Big Show eliminated by Braun Strowman
10. Tye Dillinger eliminated by Braun Strowman
11. James Ellsworth eliminated by Braun Strowman
12. Dean Ambrose eliminated by Brock Lesnar
13. Baron Corbin eliminated by The Undertaker
14. Kofi Kingston eliminated by Sheamus and Cesaro
15. The Miz eliminated by The Undertaker
16. Sheamus eliminated by Chris Jericho
17. Big E eliminated by Sheamus and Cesaro
18. Rusev eliminated by Goldberg
19. Cesaro eliminated by Chris Jericho
20. Xavier Woods eliminated by Sheamus and Cesaro
21. Bray Wyatt eliminated by Roman Reigns
22. Apollo Crews eliminated by Luke Harper
23. Randy Orton (winner)
24. Dolph Ziggler eliminated by Brock Lesnar
25. Luke Harper eliminated by Goldberg
26. Brock Lesnar eliminated by Goldberg
27. Enzo Amore eliminated by Brock Lesnar
28. Bill Goldberg eliminated by The Undertaker
29. The Undertaker eliminated by Roman Reigns
30. Roman Reigns eliminated by Randy Orton

Eliminations –

1. Jack Gallagher (by Mark Henry)
2. Mojo Rawley (by Braun Strowman)
3. Big Cass (by Braun Strowman)
4. Kalisto (by Braun Strowman)
5. Mark Henry (by Braun Strowman)
6. Big Show (by Braun Strowman)
7. James Ellsworth (by Braun Strowman)
8. Tye Dillinger (by Braun Strowman)
9. Braun Strowman (by Baron Corbin)
10. Kofi Kingston (by Sheamus and Cesaro)
11. Xavier Woods (by Sheamus and Cesaro)
12. Big E (by Sheamus and Cesaro)
13. Sheamus (by Chris Jericho)
14. Cesaro (by Chris Jericho)
15. Apollo Crews (by Luke Harper)
16. Dean Ambrose (by Brock Lesnar)
17. Dolph Ziggler (by Brock Lesnar)
18. Enzo Amore (by Brock Lesnar)
19. Brock Lesnar (by Goldberg)
20. Rusev (by Goldberg)
21. Baron Corbin (by The Undertaker)
22. Luke Harper (by Goldberg)
23. Goldberg (by The Undertaker)
24. The Miz (by The Undertaker)
25. Sami Zayn (by The Undertaker)
26. The Undertaker (by Roman Reigns)
27. Chris Jericho (by Roman Reigns)
28. Bray Wyatt (by Roman Reigns)
29. Roman Reigns (by Randy Orton)


WWE Talent Salaries from 2012

This article was orginally posted on  When I the website went down, I wanted the article to live forever on my blog.  Enjoy!


This should make for some interesting Saturday night reading. This was posted on the Wrestling Observer Message Board. It’s the current contract and salary info for most active members of the WWE roster. Some are expected and some are pretty shocking (Khali being one). Let us know what you think of this:

These figures are rounded up from the original figures we received. These figures do not include, PPV or appearance bonuses, nor do they include the merchandise cut that each performer receives. Some performers receive an additional percentage added to their merchandise cut, if they are a high merchandise seller, and these are noted.

Note 1: It would appear that WWE’s standard contract lengths are 1 year, 3 year, 5 year, 7 year and 10 year.
Note 2: Some performers are offered a higher merchandise royalties percentage for taking a smaller downside. These figures were not made available to us.
Note 3: The executive office and “legends” contracts were not made available to us. These contracts operate on a different system entirely.
Note 4: The Undertaker is believed to be on a per-appearance contract, in which he is paid an agreed upon rate (a long with the typical PPV bonus if he wrestlers) for each appearance he makes for the company. Undertaker of course, still receives his merchandise royalties, etc, but isn’t on a downside contract. Undertaker is not on a legends contact, which means he cannot make appearances for independent promotions.

Male Wrestlers

Alberto Del Rio: $675,000 downside/first class travel – 3 year contract
Big Show: $1,050,000 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option – 10 year contract
Brodus Clay: $170,000 downside – 2 year contract
Christian: $595,000 downside/first class travel – 3 year contract
CM Punk: $1,220,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 3.25% bonus for high merchandise sales – 7 year contract
Cody Rhodes: $494,500 downside – 3 year contract
Daniel Bryan: $620,470 downside – 3 year contract
Darren Young: $80,145 downside – 3 year contract
Dolph Ziggler: $540,230 downside – 3 year contract
Jack Swagger: $319,000 downside – 3 year contract
Jinder Mahal: $75,000 downside – 3 year contract
John Cena: $2,750,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/receives an additional 6.25% bonus for high merchandise sales – 10 year contract
Kane: $905,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation – 5 year contract
Kofi Kingston: $254,200 downside – 3 year contract
Mark Henry: $877,000 downside/first class travel – 10 year contract
Randy Orton: $1,600,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 2.2% bonus for high merchandise sales – 10 year contract
Rey Mysterio: $985,000 downside/first class travel arrangements/receives an additional 4% bonus for high merchandise sales – 5 year contract
Sheamus: $1,000,000 downside/first class travel arrangements – 7 year contract
Tensai: $520,000 downside – 3 year contract
The Great Khali: $974,000 downside – 5 year contract
The Miz: $712,000 downside/first class travel – 5 year contract
Zack Ryder: $135,050 downside/receives an additional 1.5% bonus for high merchandise sales – 3 year contract


Alicia Fox: $72,520 downside – 3 year contract
AJ Lee: $104,300 downside – 3 year contract
Beth Phoenix: $112,500 downside/first class travel – 3 year contract
Eve: $109,475 downside/first class travel – 5 year contract
Layla: $86,450 downside – 3 year contract
Natalya: $74,410 downside – 3 year contract


Booker T: $477,375 downside/first class travel and accommodation – 3 year contract
Jerry Lawler: $500,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/allowed to make independent appearances – 5 year contract
Matt Striker: $164,000 downside – 3 year contract
Michael Cole: $549,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation – 5 year contract


List of Royal Rumble Entrants and Eliminations 2014

Order of Entrants:

1. CM Punk
2. Seth Rollins
3. Damien Sandow
4. Cody Rhodes
5. Kane
6. Alexander Rusev
7. Jack Swagger
8. Kofi Kingston
9. Jimmy Uso
10. Goldust
11. Dean Ambrose
12. Dolph Ziggler
13. R-Truth
14. Kevin Nash
15. Roman Reigns
16. The Great Khali
17. Sheamus
18. The Miz
19. Fandango
20. El Torito
21. Antonio Cesaro
22. Luke Harper
23. Jey Uso
24. JBL
25. Erick Rowan
26. Ryback
27. Alberto Del Rio
28. Batista
29. Big E Langston
30. Rey Mysterio

Order of Eliminations:

1. Damien Sandow eliminated by CM Punk
2. Kane eliminated by CM Punk
3. Alexander Rusev eliminated by Cody Rhodes
4. R-Truth eliminated by Dean Ambrose
5. Jimmy Uso by Dean Ambrose
6. Jack Swagger by Kevin Nash
7. Kofi Kingston by Roman Reigns
8. Dolph Ziggler by Roman Reigns
9. Kevin Nash by Roman Reigns
10. The Great Khali by Roman Reigns
11. Cody Rhodes by Goldust
12. Goldust by Roman Reigns
13. Fandango by El Torito
14. El Torito by Roman Reigns
15. JBL eliminated by Roman Reigns
16. The Miz eliminated by Luke Harper
17. Jey Uso eliminated by Harper/Rowan
18. Erick Rowan eliminated by Batista
19. Ryback eliminated by Batista
20. Alberto Del Rio eliminated by Batista
21. Big E Langston defeated Sheamus
22. Rey Mysterio eliminated by Seth Rollins
23. Luke Harper eliminated by Roman Reigns
24. Antonio Cesaro eliminated by Roman Reigns
25. Seth Rollins eliminated by Roman Reigns
26. Dean Ambrose eliminated by Roman Reigns
27. CM Punk eliminated by Kane (From the crowd)
28. Sheamus eliminated by Roman Reigns
29. Roman Reigns eliminated by Batista

Winner: Batista


A List of Chants during the Randy Orton and Sheamus Match on Raw (2013-04-08)

Oleee, Ole ole ole, Boring! Boring! (Orton even shouts to the crowd “What you saying?”) (Commentary” “What are they saying?”)
Mike Chioda
Oleee, Ole ole ole, Boring! Boring!
We Want Big Show
RVD (Commentary: “It’s always like this after Wrestlemania” Really Cole? Is it?)
JBL (Commentary: “I love this crowd!”)Jerry (Commentary: “I guarantee they won’t chant your name!” Oh how wrong you was JBL)
Michael Cole
ECW (Commentary: “The crowds going to run out of chants.” )
Booker T
(Mexican Wave) (Commentary: “The night after Wrestlemania is always like this” “Are we in Canda?” Really Canada?)
Anderson (Not sure who, Mr Kennedy? Arn Anderson?)
Randy Savage
Bret Screwed Bret (They must have seen the twitter feed on the Tron or something, starts just after it around the time Sheamus does White Noise.)
Thank You Big Show (Randy Orton really looks pissed off now)
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Knock Him Out
Cotton Candy (Just before the spear, very quick one. Gives you a good laugh when you hear it, I wonder who walked through the crowd then?)
Holy Shit!
We Are Awesome!
One More Time
One More Chair
Kicked Your Ass (After replays when Orton is sitting by the barricade in pain.)


List of Royal Rumble Entrants and Eliminations 2013

Entrant Number:
1. Dolph Ziggler
2. Chris Jericho
3. Cody Rhodes
4. Kofi Kingston
5. Santino Marella
6. Drew McIntyre
7. Titus O’Neil
8. Goldust
9. David Otunga
10. Heath Slater
11. Sheamus
12. Tensai
13. Brodus Clay
14. Rey Mysterio
15. Darren Young
16. Bo Dallas
17. The Godfather
18. Wade Barrett
19. John Cena
20. Damien Sandow
21. Daniel Bryan
22. Antonio Cesaro
23. The Great Khali
24. Kane
25. Zack Ryder
26. Randy Orton
27. Jinder Mahal
28. The Miz
29. Sin Cara
30. Ryback

Elimination Number:
1. Santino Marella by Cody Rhodes
2. Drew McIntyre by Chris Jericho
3. Titus O’Neil by Sheamus
4. David Otunga by Sheamus
5. Goldust by Cody Rhodes
6. Brodus Clay by a number of wrestlers
7. Tensai by Kofi Kingston
8. Darren Young by Kofi Kingston
9. Kofi Kingston by Cody Rhodes
10. The Godfather by Dolph Ziggler
11. Heath Slater by John Cena
12. Cody Rhodes by John Cena
13. Rey Mysterio by Wade Barrett
14. The Great Khali by Kane
15. Kane by Daniel Bryan
16. Daniel Bryan when he was caught by Kane on the outside, but Kane dropped him to the floor.
17. Zack Ryder by Randy Orton
18. Antonio Cesaro by John Cena
19. Jinder Mahal by Sheamus
20. Wade Barrett by Bo Dallas
21. Bo Dallas by an eliminated Wade Barrett
22. Damien Sandow by Ryback
23. Sin Cara by Ryback
24. The Miz by Ryback
25. Chris Jericho by Dolph Ziggler
26. Randy Orton by Ryback
27. Dolph Ziggler by Sheamus
28. Sheamus by Ryback
29. Ryback by John Cena

Winner: John Cena


List of Royal Rumble Eliminations

1. Alex Riley by The Miz
2. R-Truth by The Miz
3. Primo by Mick Foley
4. Justin Gabriel by Mick Foley & Ricardo Rodriguez
5. Ricardo Rodriguez by Santino Marella
6. Epico by Mick Foley
7. Santino Marella by Cody Rhodes
8. Mick Foley by Cody Rhodes
9. Jerry Lawler by Cody Rhodes
10. Jinder Mahal by The Great Khali
11. Ezekiel Jackson by The Great Khali
12. Hacksaw Jim Duggan by Cody Rhodes
13. Booker T & The Great Khali by Cody Rhodes and Dolph Ziggler
14. Michael Cole by Jerry Lawler and Booker T from the outside
15. Hunico by Kharma
16. Kharma by Dolph Ziggler
17. Kofi Kingston by Sheamus
18. Road Dogg by Wade Barrett
19. Jimmy Uso by Randy Orton
20. Wade Barrett by Randy Orton
21. David Otunga by Chris Jericho
22. Jack Swagger by Big Show and Sheamus
23. The Miz and Cody Rhodes by Big Show
24. Dolph Ziggler by Big Show
25. Big Show by Randy Orton
26. Randy Orton by Chris Jericho
27. Chris Jericho by Sheamus


CM Punk’s Full Raw Promo Transcript from 06/27/2011

The BEST promo in the last 15 years.

Here’s a transcription of CM Punk’s RAW promo tonight…

(Punk sits down at the top of the ramp)

“John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.

“I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate… this idea… that you’re the best… because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good at kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne… he’s a pretty good ass-kisser… always was and still is. Oops… I’m breaking the fourth wall. [Punk waves to the camera.] I am the best… wrestler… in the world. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when I walked into this company, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar… and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

“I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that. They’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I’ve proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, and even on commentary. Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collectors’ cups, I’m not on the cover of the program, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m not on any crappy show on the USA Network, I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania, I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian, I’m not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that “Dwayne” is in the main event of WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

“Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now… you are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else, because you’re the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now, you’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of, and then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face thinking you can get an autograph and sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to get a real job.

“I’m leaving with the WWE championship on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling… maybe I’ll go back to Ring of Honor… [Punk waves to the camera again] hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people because after I’m gone you’re still going to pour money into this company — I’m just a spoke on the wheel — the wheel’s gonna keep turning. And I understand that… that Vince McMahon’s gonna make money despite himself… he’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire… you know why he’s not a billionaire? It’s because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical [censored] yes-men like John Lauranitis, who’s gonna tell him everything he wants to hear… and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

“Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. You know we do this whole bully campaign…”

(Microphone is cut off. Punk hits the mic a few times, says something inaudible, yells “I’ve been silenced”, and we fade to black.)


Funny Signs at Wrestling Events

From the website:
We’ve CENA nuff
“Triple H fears divorce.”
“RAW Spoiler: Triple H Wins!”
“HHH is holding down my sign!”
“wHHHo booked this crap?”
“Kane fears the condom”
“Edge? Head? Okay!”
Ric Flair’s cheat is under his armpits.
“Randy Ointment – Lesion Killer”
Harris Twins: #1 Inspiration for Birth Control
Big Poppa Boner (survivor series ’02)
Kane is my dentist.
My sign is more over than HHH.
stacy-do you know BEN DOVER
“Goldust raped my dad.”
Hogan Fears Aging
King of the Ring 1998 during Double J’s entrance “Ain’t I Gay”
Hunter Hemroid-eating Helmsley(seen at an episode of RAW June 1998)
Viscera ate my Dad
Big Show Please Don’t Spit on Us
De-Bra Debra
Ric Flair is the new spokesperson for the Wonder-Bra
Kane is running on FAKE Deisel power
Debra 4:69
Hey, Rock! Come smell what I just cooked!
Hey! I think I won a contest! I got these tickets for free at the door! (person at a WCW show)
What Does Everybody Want??? Sable!!!
Hogan is so old he farts dust!
Nitro just ran out of fuel
Scott Hall Cracks me up (The word ‘me’ was crossed out.)
Hey Tyson-BiteME!
Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?
Hogan vs. Flair…. Age in the Cage!!
Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps
Paging Mr. Ass
I didnt know what to write
Hogan Has Saggy Tits
Attention Kmart Shoppers– SUCK IT!!!
Goldberg fears competition
Emler Fudd says’WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing’
Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling
Nitro Girls – Who knees ’em?
Sable-what’s their zip code?
I hitch-hiked for this match?
I like my Sunny side down
Chyna Your The Man!
WCW sux, Bischoff swallows
Vince sucks a fat one
Big Poppa Pumps Steriods
DX can suck these
Double J is an A double S
Double J…Ain’t he Gay?
I left my wife for nitro
I was in Chyna last night and it stunk
Dirty Dallas Page”
Look MA I’m on Rasslin’!!
Kimberly, Feel My Bang!
Paul Bearer collects chins
NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16
This Space for Rent”
Hogan fears….EVERYBODY!!!!
Jerichololics Anonymous
Drunk 24:7
Give Goldberg a push
Sable, Got Milk?
Beer 3:16
Chyna is my long lost brother
I hate signs
Sable 24/7:69
I Need A Girlfriend
Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night
Double J is Double Gay
Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling
Val uses Viagra
Chyna Rape Me!
“Will Wrestle For
“Will Wrestle forFood” (It was some person wearing a Hulk Hogan costume)
McMahon failed SCU
Hey Sable suck it!
We love all 26 Guerreros”
I’m Drunk
Venis Has No Penis
Chyna Has No VA-CHYNA
Who Booked This Crap?
I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!
Your Paying $29.95 For This!
Steal Cable TV
HOGAN Wears Panties
We Love ERIC( held up by Bischoffs mother )
The Cork says’ know your role and plug your hole
Hey HHH, remember these? (Held up by a DX flasher)
NWO-Nash Wussed Out
Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life
The LWO stole my wallet
My dad bought a ho from the Godfather
My sign sucks
My finishing move is firing your ass”
WWF is Better Than Porn!
Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!
Goldberg = 2 moves
Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman
Boobies Make Me Smile
Hey Sable I’ll Gladly Suck You
X-pac=Piss Break
Debra 36:DD
Hogan Fears Rogaine
Scott Stiener-Staroids=Scrunny Little Bitch
The Rock’s cookin stinks!
We got in through the air vents!
I ate va-chyna
Don’t goto Bossmans barber
WCW=World’s Cheapiest Women!
Macho=Spasum OHH YEAH”
WCW / nWo = World Championship Wrestling not Worth ordering
Sable has just won a FREE tongue bath!
Hey DDP! Kimberly just banged me!
Chyna has a nice butt– for a guy!
Chyna is my long lost brother!
Vince sucks goats balls!
WWF = We Want Fans
Pointless sign.
The point of this sign is to stop the guy behind me from seeing
How did we get in here?
We’ll trade our free tickets for some KFC! – Seen @ Nitro
Who farted?
This guy smells funny! – With arrow pointing to guy _\|
We’re on Raw and you’re not!
I’m on TV!
Scott Steiner was in Hollywood – (Hogan)
Drunk 24/7
WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling
Chyna is my dad!
I slept with Sable!
These seats suck!
It’s 9:00! Turn on Raw! – Seen @ Nitro @ 9:00 behind the announcing booth
WCW = We Copy WWF
Condoms prevent Guerreros
Scott Hall drank my beer!
Boobs = Ratings
Sting is an evil mime
Scott Hall cracks me up!
Hunter Humps Hippos
Big Poppa Pumps Steriods
DX can suck these!
Double J is an A double S
Nation of Masturbation
Sable, Gorgeous George, and Torri Wilson: The six best things in wrestling!
The LWO stole my wallet!
My dad bought a hoe from the Godfather
My finishing move is firing your @$$!
I have the Rock’s cookbook!
The Rock’s cooking stinks!
I Luve Ma Rasslin!
OH Hell Yeah!, Front Row!
What The Fuck is that smell???
hey rock, know your mouth and shut your role
William Regal has Besmirched me
Funaki is my Dad
Mankind can put more then his sock in my mouth
WWF= Who Wants Foley
Shane and Stephanie are imbreeders
I came to see the Rock(at the 2001 Backlash in Chicago while he was suspended)
other channel jack-ass(seen on nitro)
Don’t feel bad Shane. My dad never regreted my birth, too. (seen at @ Raw before WrestleMania X-Seven).
“Viscera ate my other sign”
Barry Darsow repoed my car
IRS=Isn’t Rotunda Stupid
The Rock fears Hogan’s air guitar
This is not a Chris Benoit Sign! (King of the ring 2000)
Rikishi ate my Natchos!
I got WOOD 4 Tori! (King of the ring 2000, the table/dumpster match)
Dudleys, How about a table for 3? STEVE RAY DUDLEY! (an arrow pointing down to a guy that is dressed up like the Dudley boys)
I wanna get Xtreme with Jeff Hardy!
Hey Austin! Throw a beer over here!
I want Matt Hard – y
DX: Suck it? More like Suck Ass!
I don’t think i’m in Kansas anymore!
Lita makes us the HARDY boys!
LITA! Huricarana me!
Jazz is my dad
Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic
Jericho Holics annonimous
Hey Godfather, pimpin’ ain’t legal
Hey Godfather, voodoo wasn’t easy either
Is “DDP” related to “DDS”
Gangrel fears garlic
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Degeneration x proudly brings to you the world wrestling federation tag team champions of the world. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn the New Age outlaws! (sign was actually full length being held by almost 100 people)
U Suck Angle
MMMM…..Trish (picture of Homer Simpson)
Speaking of candy ass, where’s Stacy?
What does everyone want? CEREBRAL PAULSEY! (sign was held behind Jim Ross)
Kevin Kelly is extreme
Jericho is a HAS-BEAN
Booker T stole my wallet
Get the “F” back in!
Vince McMahon was screwed by a panda
vince get your oWn ideas
my signs upside down (held upside down)
Stop sayin what. WHAT?
Matt Hardy drinks man milk
Get the Steph out!
Holy Hostility, Batman!
Bored (with arrows pointing everywhere)
Nash is trash
Eddie is greasier than a big mac
Planet Stasiak is in Uranus
I am a Kanenite
god bless plastic surgery!
molly is no virgin…trust us!
I’m with stupid (arrow pointing to guy in next seat)
I farted
Eat my “bizzutu”!
Rico styled my hair
Is Nitro still on? (seen on RAW, july ’99)
Stone Cold is my drinking buddy
I hate signs
My husband said if I went to another wrestling event, he would leave me…God I miss him!
Mean Gene is my dad
Booker T = Undercover Brother
Wife Beater 3:16
Unemployed 3:16
Eat your roll and shut your mouth!
Hogan is my dad (held by old man)
sid has snapped (seen shortly after sid broke his leg in jan. 01)
hhh walked into a wall with an erection and broke his nose
watcha gonna do when hulkamania walks calmly over you?
nWo= non-wrestling oldies
the next big thing: molly’s ass
hogan rules (it is funny if you are anti-hogan)
R-i-m-j-o-b (held by six different people)
Lesnar – The Next Big King
Hogan Stole My Tanning Pills
Brock ate Sid Vicious
Hogan ate my chocolate bar!
Eddie mows my grass
Molly stole my lunch!
Hogan, Act Your Age (with picture of tombstone)
hey Austin, Stay the F Out!
Hogan was a Flintstone
I tutored Chris Nowinsky
the wwf gives us wrestling. we give the wwf signs
im only here cause i couldn’t get wwf tickets (seen on wcw tv)
NWA Total Nonstop Assholes
We’re more drunk than Scott Hall! (Held by a group of people at a Nitro)
Do Not Feed The Lesnar.
Can I Have An Olympic Kiss? (Held by a really hot woman which is kinda funny if you hate him havin women love him)
Eddie Guerrero- The King of the Mullet
Time to play the Game: }{ungry }{ungry }{ippoes
today is tuesday (seen on smackdown that was taped on tuesday and shown on thursday)
undertaker respects my ass
67,000 people, only 1 x-pac fan. (wrestlemania x8)
Don’t Read This
LA PARKA (thats just disturbing)
From the website: