From all of us in the 86 Productions Network, we wish you all a Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays!
Archives for 2007
Are the New England Patriots THAT good?
Are the New England Patriots THAT good? I have been thinking about this for a while now. Yes… I hate to say it, but they are THE best team in football right now. Why, as a Chicago Bears fan, would I want to bring up this point. The ’72 Dolphins had a great run. But would the ’72 Dolphins be an ’07 Patriots or would they be like the ’07 Dolphins?
The game [NFL] has changed over the years and I do not feel like the ’72 Dolphins were that good. I have talked to Dolphin Fans and EVEN they say that was not the best team in that Era. Everyone says the Steelers had the best team during the 70’s. So WHY would a franchise hold on to something that happened over 35 years ago? Talk about living in the fuckin past. I talk about ’85 Bears, BUT they were a good team and had some of the BEST players of all time on it and most are in the Hall of Fame. Do the ’85 Bears meet every year when a team would lose 2 games in a year? NO! We have moved on and the fuckin’ fins need to as well. Go win a superbowl and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The players on the ’72 Dolphins have only one thing to hold on to and I hope the Patriots RUIN it.
Andrew
How to Program MOST Chrysler Products 99-04
Here we go:
GET READY THIS HAS 12 STEPS
NOTE: WHEN ENTERING PROGRAM MODE USING FOB, ALL OTHER PROGRAMMED FOBS WILL BE ERASED AND YOU WILL HAVE TO REPROGRAM THEM FOR YOUR VEHICLE
1. ENTER YOUR TRUCK AND CLOSE ALL DOORS
2. PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT SO THE SEAT BELT BUZZER DOES’T CONFUSE YOU WITH THE CHIMING YOU WANT TO HEAR
3. PLACE THE KEY IN THE IGNITION
4. TURN THE KEY TO THE ON POSITION BUT DO NOT START
5. PRESS AND HOLD THE UNLOCK BUTTON ON THE KEY FOB
6. HOLD THE UNLOCK BUTTON FOR 4 SEC. NOW ALSO HOLD THE PANIC BUTTON
7. RELEASE BOTH BUTTONS AND A SINGLE CHIME WILL BE HEARD THIS INDICATION THAT YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ENTERED PROGRAM MODE. ALL FOBS THAT ARE TO BE PROGRAMMED MUST BE DONE SO WITHIN 30 SEC. OF WHEN THE CHIME WAS HEARD.
8. USING THE FOB TO BE PROGRAMMED PRESS AND RELEASE BOTH THE LOCK AND UNLOCK BUTTONS, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
9. A SINGLE CHIME WILL BE HEARD
10. WITHIN FOUR SECONDS OF HEARING THE CHIME PRESS AND RELEASE EITHER THE LOCK OR UNLOCK BUTTON ON THE FOB.
11. REPEAT STEPS 8 – 10 TO PROGRAM UP TO TWO ADDITIONAL FOBS.
12. YOUR TRUCK WILL REMAIN IN PROGRAM MODE UP TO 30 SEC FROM WHEN THE ORIGINAL CHIME WAS HEARD. AFTER 30 SEC. ALL PROGRAMMED FOBS FUNCTION NORMALLY.
Andrew
Great News from 86 Productions and Section_86!!!
I would like to announce new designs for each site starting on January 1st, 2008. We want to bring in the new year with new projects and ALL new designs. Plus, we will continue to put out great shows like Vertebreaker! and It Burns When I Pee. From all of us at 86 Productions and Section_86, we would like to thank all of our fans for listening and/or watching our shows. We will continue to entertain and excite all of our viewers!!!
Thanks!
Andrew Hughes
CEO/OWNER
UPDATE: We had to push back the new designs due to prior commitments. March 16th is the NEW and IMPROVED 86Productions!!Â
Congrads Big Sis!!! [and Tom and Katie]
Wesley Fredrick was born on October 22, 2007 in Minnesota. He is 8 lbs. 8 oz. and 22 inches long with dark hair. I cannot wait to see the family the second week in November!!! Again Congraduation’s to Beth, Tom, and Katie!!!
What is new?
It has been months since I last updated, but I do have my reasons. Will I be updating my blog anymore? Yes!!! I will try to keep updating once a week. I will try to sum up my week on a weekly basis! What has happened over the last 2-3 months? My good friend, Dave, was married. I did blow the speech again… Sorry dude! My wife and I bought a house. I bought Halo 3. I had a turd almost as good as the “J-Hook”. I watched Mike’s band 99 Souls play a bunch of shows… It is hard to look back over the last 2-3 months! I just cannot wait for the weekly updates to start!!! Make sure you continue to check out theandrewhughes.com!!!
Andrew
Bill Walsh, who invented the West Coast Offense, passes away at the age of 75
Bill Walsh passes away at the age of 75.
Top 10 Rejection Lines!
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance”.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my Dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)
5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing.)
Now the male perspective on the same issue:
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.)
1. Let’s be friends. (You’re sinfully ugly.)
Chris Benoit 1967-2007
Right now I still cannot believe that Chris is dead… I never thought I would be writing about another wrestler passing away… What the fuck happened? Here is what I have found out so far.
– Lt. Pope: WWE called police officials at 2:30PM on Monday over concern for Benoit’s well being. Police found all three bodies in the home. “Double Homicide Suicide†is the official ruling.
– It appears Benoit killed his wife on Friday, his son shortly after, and likely hanged himself either late Saturday night or early Sunday.
– No suicide note was left behind.
– Asphyxiation is the official ruling for Benoit’s wife and son deaths.
– Benoit was previously arrested for a DUI.
– A lot of prescription medication was found in the home, legal prescriptions.
– Police found anabolic steroids in the home.
– No comment from police regarding a possible motivation.
– He killed himself several hours, but no more than a day, after killing son Daniel.
– Police is unaware of prior domestic violence.
– District Attorney Scott Ballard stated that a Bible was placed near each murder victim.
– Benoit bond Nancy’s hands and feet and she was wrapped in a towel. Blood was found near Nancy’s body.
– In 2003, a temporary restraining order was sought but later dropped.
– Benoit made no attempt to hide the bodies.
– The DA himself has not heard from WWE.
– Daniel was found in an upstairs bedroom. Benoit’s wife was also found in an upstairs family room, and Benoit hung himself in the weight room in the basement.
– The toxicology reports are still pending. It will probably take more than two weeks for the reports to be finished.
– Benoit apparently called WWE stating that Daniel was coughing up blood, thus likely the “personal reasons†for missing weekend house shows.
I cannot believe how many places have picked up the Benoit news. I does not seem real… What is real? Last night I cried during the Raw Special. Only a couple of wrestlers are on par with Benoit. Now there are only 3 of them left. I understand that Chris must have killed Nancy and Daniel. It just does not see right.
Chris Benoit will be missed by the wrestling world and by me.
Andrew
“Tell All” Books
I decided a while back to write a tell all book about the theater business. I decided to also write a tell all book about the automotive business also. I took a break from the Theater Business book due to the pain of writing so much crap about them. It should be interesting to see what is going to happen when I finish these books.
Andrew
How to Program most GM Key Fobs
Try this first. It worked on mine.
Close all the vehicle doors.
Insert the ignition key into the ignition lock cylinder.
Press and hold the DOOR unlock switch.
While holding the DOOR lock switch in the unlock position, cycle the ignition ON, OFF, ON, OFF.
Release the DOOR unlock switch. The doors will lock and unlock to confirm the program mode.
Press and hold the LOCK button and the UNLOCK button simultaneously on one keyless remote. After a delay of approximately 15 seconds , the doors will lock and unlock to confirm the programming of that transmitter.
Repeat the previous step to program up to four transmitters.
Turn the ignition switch to the RUN (one more click forward) position in order to exit the keyless entry transmitter mode.
Operate the transmitter functions in order to verify correct system operation
There you go!
UPDATE #1: After messing around with a couple of Key Fobs, I noticed that most owner’s manuals have the programming directions already. Check your owner’s manual first!
I will try to post a how to on programming keys.
UPDATE #2: I have tried this on a 2001 Grand Prix GTP and 1999-2002 Grand Am GT
UPDATE #3: This only works for some GM vehicles from 1996-2005.
Vertebreaker! Episode #0011 “Popsicles and Audio Mess-ups”
“Popsicles and Audio Mess-ups”
This week’s edition is a special hour and a half show. We talk about everything including sexual escapes, NFL draft, video games, Wii, Music, and more. We taped the show on April 28th/29th, but I had some problems with the audio. I FINALLY figured out what I have been doing wrong. Next week’s show will sound better. We will start releasing the shows on Sunday Nights/Monday Mornings. This week’s special guests include Andrew Hughes, Aaron Hughes, Mike Smith, Brian Schoutteet, Dave Pate, Joe Snider, and Doug Hahn.
We have decided to change the format around a little bit. We will always talk about wrestling, but we are adding some Pop Culture information. If we think its cool, we talk about it. Any questions? call (309) 761-4227. I listen and will call ALL phone calls!
Check out the site for lots of updates!
http://www.section86.com/ VB! Episode #0011
Chevelle “I Get It”
So you say I make a man
As it is,
Well, give us your sad, sad trip
You’re right, I get it
It all makes sense, you’re the perfect person
So right, so wrong
Let’s all live in your imaginary life
Assumed it’s weather
We’re right, I’m wrong
We’re doomed, and there’s plenty for all
How dare you catch me counting
How dare you call it off
How dare you call it suffering
How dare you call it off
You’re right, I get it
It all makes sense, you’re the perfect person
So right, so wrong
Let’s all live in your imaginary life
Dress all these turings
They’re doubled in time
The touch of life, what’s failed to mention so far
Of course the lionous fountains
Or face the face we’ve mauled
Of fast and restless blackmail
Like pent-up vanished falls
You’re right, I get it
It all makes sense, you’re the perfect person
So right, so wrong
Let’s all live in your imaginary life
Do you want enough?
Do you want it all?
Should you need it at all?
Takes a man to see
Do you want enough?
Do you want it all?
Should you need it at all?
Do you want it or not?
You’re right, I get it
It all makes sense, you’re the perfect person
So right, so wrong
Let’s all live in your imaginary life
Life, life, life.
Vertebreaker! Episode #0010 “Sucked more than Occhi”
“Sucked more than Occhiâ€
This week’s edition is a special shitty edition of our show. There are numerous problems with audio, sync, and more shit than I can to talk about. Any ways, we talk about how shitty wrestling is and talk about nothing… This is probably the worst show I/we have EVER done. I promise next week’s show will be better and much longer. This week’s special guests include David Pate, Brian Schoutteet, Jon Occhi, Dave Nanninga, and some 18 year old chicks that do not have a name.
We have decided to change the format around a little bit. We will always talk about wrestling, but we are adding some Pop Culture information. If we think its cool, we talk about it. Any questions? call (309) 761-4227. I listen and will call ALL phone calls!
Check out the site for lots of updates!
http://www.section86.com/ VB! Episode #0010
It is that type of week again…
My father went away for the week and I am here all by myself. Usually being by myself is not a problem, but there are a couple. We have been working on this ladies car for a while and finally we are putting the transmission into the vehicle. I also have a few vehicles that are not ready yet.
I guess I should not be worried about this shit, but I cannot stop myself from thinking about it. The other problem I have been having is going out into the public. I have been feeling like the walls keep closing in on me. My situation sounds stupid and weird, but I swear it is true. I will be talking to my wife about it tonight. Some days I come home all I want to do is cry like a little baby. I do not know if I am having problems dealing with stress or if it is something else. I love my job. It is fun, hard, and I feel like I did something after it is all said and done.
I have had this issue about working the same job for more than 2 years. I am at the 1 year and 9 month mark. Do I have to change jobs/careers to stay happy? I hope not… I really do like working for my father.
Heather and I are now looking for a house. I should feel really happy about our situation, but I am nervous about it. I was told I have a worrying problem… Do I have to create nothing into something to have some type of conflict in my life? I think so.
I used to buy shit to make me happy. I have stopped doing that. I used to blow $150-$300 a week on stupid shit.  Now I do not blow money when I am depressed. I have been coming home and doing nothing. I worry and worry and worry. I am now affecting my wife. I guess the more and more I write, I think I need happy pills… Do drugs help you cope with reality?
What I have changed over the last 3 months? I have not been playing Halo 2 at all. I used to play Halo 2 on XBox Live 45-60 minutes a day and sometimes 2-3 hours! When my wife and I were going at it 3-4 times a week, I was do ok. When I was smoking 3-5 cigarettes a day, I did not worry like I do now. Do I need the Halo 2, sex and/or nicotine to deal with daily problems? The sex helped me feel like myself and comfortable with my wife. The nicotine gave me a high and made me like confident about my life. Halo 2 helped get the aggression out of my system.
Have you ever over analyzed a situation? I think I am. I think my major problem is my sleeping habits.  I need a good 9 hours of sleep tonight and I will get it. No WWE, Halo 2, Wii, or anything else will keep me up tonight. I know I have some type of problem, but I need more rest to find out.
Andrew